If The Escapist Was a High School...

[Ed130 The Vanguard]

This would be the world's most terrifying school.

When hearing "If the Escapist was a High School?" the phrase 'kill it with fire' springs to mind first.

 

[Contradiction]

I guess I'd try get in with the music crowd.
Otherwise do exactly what I did in real high school and float on through coasting on Bs that could be As and staying out of the more invested social politics.

 

[LG Jargon]

Spoiler

What I am in real life - the bully.

...NAAAHHH!

A pretty normal guy that most people know for making humorous drawings (not anime, FTR) during class and inexplicably talking his way out of detention on a regular basis.

Despite my smooth-talking, I would not run for school office.

I would run cross-country. The end.

(Anyone else willing to join the team? C'mon. You know how much fun running is.)

I'd join! I've been injured the last two seasons, but last year I did 4:41 for the mile as a sophomore. Out of curiosity what are your times?

In my high school I would say I have a massive amount of friends, but I avoid the jocks like the plague. But on the escapist I am a bit of a nobody, so I'd just lurk in a corner i guess.

It's official - we have a team!

My PR for the 5K (the only thing we run in meets) this past season was 18:24.
And that's a great mile time you have there. Together, we shall bring home the gold.

Later this year my team is hoping to set the 4xmile and distance-medley school records. But we also have a very hard league to compete in because we are in New Jersey. The top guys in the league are in the 15s for the 5k. I am number 3 on my team. How is it near you?

Calling other runners we need 3 more for an XC team

I'd join!...Though my best time isn't nearly as good as yours. In Senior year? Peak physical condition? I think my best was either 21:23 or 23:21. And since I've gained about 40-50 lbs and haven't exercised in years (unless we're talking in context of the hypothetical discussion, in which case, I'd be back to my skinny-as-a-rail 125-135 weight), I'd need to train like a boss.

Still, I'm pretty dependable: I'd go to all of the practices and would do pretty much all of the regimens. With enough training, I think I'd be able to break 20 minutes.

Captcha: have an inkling

 

[Poetic Nova]

Most likely the guy who gets bullied for being diffirent with only 1 or 2 friends.

 

[Kaltazraza]

Being a janitor could be nice, I wouldn't have to talk to people, and I could yell at students loitering in the halls.

 

[CrazyGirl17]

Probably the same I was in real high school, the loner who does her own thing... though I would at least be in the anime club.

 

[MammothBlade]

What can I say, a conspiracy theorist senior who spends lunchtimes alone in the "tea club" room. Drinking tea, reading, and playing vidya games. Though the tea club is really a front for the escapist highschool mystery club.

I'm not interested in ordinary people. But, if any of you are aliens, time-travelers, or espers, please come see me. That is all!

 

[JLML]

A slacker who never does anything and fails 1/5th of the classes, but somehow seems to know everything. Also, I'd be a loner who tries to avoid socialising with more or less everyone, with the possible exception of one or two persons I'd actually be able to work with/talk to what so ever.

Also, I'd constantly throw stuff at Para because. . . well, it should be obvious if you've ever seen us post in the same thread.

 

[Blunderboy]

SNIP

I'd be the guy who's never there, because I'm too busy humping yo mumma!

Yeah!

*sassy finger snaps*