If the internet had a final boss, who or what would it be?

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HellsingerAngel

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Total sensory deprevasion. After your long trek through every video, every song, every forum, every game, it all ends with nothingness. It's an on-going battle until you die. Because, really, you can't win against the internet.

That, or Skynet. Skynet is kinda the internet.
 

General Ken8

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Probably either Anonymous or some horrible creature incarnated by the idea of Rule 34. That's what I'd guess
 

jFr[e]ak93

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SwimmingRock said:
Mavis Beacon. The majority of the internet would stand no chance.
Hahahahahha, that made me laugh.

I vote watching 2 Girls One Cup then sitting through 7 hours of Nayn Cat... death may follow...
 

Spartan448

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GLaDoS.

Except the missile launcher would fire trollfaces at you. And if you don't beat her by the time the timer runs out, LulzSec hacks you. And all the cores are wearing the Anynonymous masks. And every 10 seconds, the fight takes place in a different game. However, you need not undertake this fight alone. Standing with you are all the paradigms that make up the good of the internet: The Escapist, MMO players who aren't Douchebags (and trust me from experience, the ones who aren't Doucebags are quite good people), Al Gore, The Reds and the Blues, the Cake, and most importantly... the Companion Cube.

Not to mention your Portal Gun is replaced with the Sword of Moderation.

So, yeah, essentialy it's Internet Good, vs Internet Evil. And GLaDoS is only in there because she controlls the darn thing anyway, so you'd have to take it from her to "win" the internets
 

Mestraal

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Eh, Rule 34.
But it's not a fight you can win.
Every time you do something it'll just make an obscene picture of you doing it. And then obscene pictures of your family, friends and pets.
Undefeatable.
How can you destroy that which has no body!?