If the person physically nearst you...

[littlealicewhite]

... suddenly turned into a sponge, what would be your response?

 

[WolfEdge]

"You are a sponge. Why are you a sponge?"

When they don't answer, I go on about my business. It's not my place to pry anyways.

 

[chromewarriorXIII]

I wouldn't notice because the person physically closest to me is asleep in another room.

 

[PhunkyPhazon]

"How did you suddenly become so much smarter then you were before?"

 

[LobsterFeng]

"Aw crap I'm still high aren't I?"

 

[Katherine Kerensky]

My step-brothers already are sponges.
Oh, wait, you mean literal, bathroom-type sponges.
Well, since they would no longer be a problem, and finally be of use, it would be a cause for celebration.
We could cut them up and sell the pieces, to get back all the money they soak up as normal human-sponges.

 

[NeutralDrow]

I guess I'd try to put them in water and look for the nearest supply of phytoplankton for them to eat.

 

[yanipheonu]

"Man, I gotta stop accepting kool-aid from my art teacher."

 

[bulbasaur765]

I wouldn't notice it until somebody screams. The nearest person near me about 10 yards from me and surrounded by other people.

Probably would just have a confused face or something.

 

[Sarge034]

Cool story bro. Literally, the nearest person to me is my brother and if he turned into a sponge. Really, what could I do?

 

[Cry Wolf]

My little brother? I'd use the sponge to clean the piss he leaves on the bathroom floor. Teach him for being an incosiderate twat.

 

[WorldCritic]

Look over, say "what the fuck," and then go back to posting on forums.

 

[InnerRebellion]

My little sister? I'd go, "Meh." and ignore it.

 

[Nimzar]

I wouldn't notice... though I might hear about it. It depends of if someone at the hospital I live next to is closer to me than my neighbor.

Captcha: für andaterv

Yes, for andaterv!