If the person physically nearst you...

[Vault101]

Give myself a sponge bath.

I'd like to think they're still fully conscious whilst trapped as a sponge.

...........................

=O

whoa...he looks....somwhat unreal in that picure...mabye a little overboard with the photoshop?

 

[Nouw]

I'd still ask for Portal 2...

 

[Stalk3rchief]

"Adan stopped snoring... maybe he turned into a sponge!" o.o

 

[tharglet]

I'd be wondering if someone at work had been putting drugs into my water....

 

[Detective Prince]

AH! No one...

 

[ThisIsSnake]

"well the least you can do is clean up that drink you just spilt"

 

[WolfThomas]

Shit my housemate is a sponge. No one is going to believe me. Shit. Do I lie or tell the truth? Oh crap, oh crap. Go into my room. Wait till other housemate arrives. Tell them I haven't seen her. Oh crap.

 

[Ledan]

....... do the dishes.....

 

[Hookman]

Meh. I don't really like the guy anyway. In fact I hate him, do it now!

 

[Hookman]

Meh. I don't really like the guy anyway. In fact I hate him, do it now!

 

[Hookman]

Meh. I don't really like the guy anyway. In fact I hate him, do it now!

 

[Ranorak]

Home alone, and I'm not quite sure who, or where the nearest person is right now.
So I'd probably just find a sponge at a random place somewhere outside and leave it there.

 

[aegix drakan_v1legacy]

I would not respond. There is no one even near me. I wouldn't even know! XD

 

[Auron225]

Im home alone so its likely to be a neighbour =S Yeeaaahhhh I wonder why I didnt just stick to reading other peoples responses =P

 

[Hashime]

No one, both my roommate moved out. I am here all alone which means.....no pants.

 

[UltraXan]

I'd yell out "WHAT THE FUCK?!"

It would also suck because we have a project due next Friday, and I don't think his spongy form would help too much.