If the TF2 characters had names - what would they be?

[The Floating Nose]

Medic: Heinrich Krumz
Spy: Jacques DuLac
Heavy: Boris Dukov
Demoman: Angus McGoohan
Scout: Douglas "Doug" Thomas
Engineer: Jack Gilbert
Pyro: ???
Soldier: Mister Jane Doe
Sniper: Sam Grabowsky

 

[Ordinaryundone]

Scout: Jimmy
Heavy: Boris
Medic: Friedrich
Soldier: George
Demoman: Shamus
Spy: Louis (pronounced the French way, Loo-ee)
Pyro: Javier
Sniper: Micky
Engineer: Beauregard (probably goes by Bo)

 

[SmallerWizard]

We all know that the characters from Team Fortress 2 have a strong personality associated with them. Valve really made sure that every class has a unique personality and style that truly personifies the profession of each individual character in the game.

With that said, what if the characters had real names? What names would they have?
Giving away the fact that many classes represent a stereotypical nationality one can easily come up with a few suitable; or at least plausable - names for these people, but what about the ones which cannot be easily put in a category or even nationality?

Here goes my attempt.

The Medic - Claus
The Heavy - Vladimir
The Spy - François
The Scout - Kevin
The Engineer - Jack
The Sniper - William
The Demoman - Campbell


This is my attempt




The Medic - Klouse
The Heavy - Gunther
The Spy - Berry
The Scout - Matt Dusek/Jimmy Shackles-----------
The Engineer - Bill
The Sniper - Tony
The Demoman - Soni

 

[Alexander Legoshin]

Alright,there are,uh...Some official names for the characters.In the WAR trailer,we see
the Soldier's name is Jane Doe,he's from America,and the Demoman's name is Tavish DeGroot,he's Scottish,but Mr. Jane Doe will ocassionlly say Scotland's not a real country,and that he's an Englishman in a dress.In the TF2 comics we learn the original TF's Engineer's the father of the TF2 Engineer.His name's Issac Conagher and the TF2 Engineer's name is Dell Conagher,Texas origin.Sniper is Richard Mundy,also known as Mr. Mundy,obiously Australian.
Scout is from Boston,however no official name given.Scout is possibly Bill due to the hat which removes his headwear revealing his short hair,Baseball Bill's Sports Shine.
In Poker Night at the Inventory Russian class Heavy's reffered to as "Ivan" by Strong Bad,as he makes a cameo appearance there.
Nothing else.
PS:Right behind you.

 

[ResonanceSD]

All of them would are called Steve. That's why they refer to each other by class name. Duh.

 

[Mafiosoman]

No guys, the snipers name is Armond as seen in "Meet the sniper" where he says "Dad, It's Armond" but I have no idea who the other guys are except for Helen the announcer.

 

[Mr.Mattress]

Soldier and Demoman are already named.

The Engineer also has a name. His is Dell Conagher.

 

[Owyn_Merrilin]

Sniper-Robert. Cookie for Reference. "Clever girl"

Jurassic Park?

And the Scout needs a young name like...Kyle or something.

Hell Yeah. Gotta love Robert Muldoon

He was even more badass in the book. Movie Muldoon gets eaten by a raptor. Book Muldoon blows several of them to bits with a rocket launcher and tranquilizes a full grown T-Rex for good measure, getting off the island alive. Man was that book awesome.

 

[Chimpzy_v1legacy]

Medic: Josef Krankenhäuser
Spy: Jean-Claude Poignard
Scout: Brad Hillerich
Heavy: Boris Yakushev
Demo: Angus McBrag
Sniper: Mick 'Strewth' Irvine

The others have an official name so I'm leaving those out. For now!

 

[Wayneguard]

Sniper-Robert. Cookie for Reference. "Clever girl"

Jurassic Park

OT:

The Soldier has to be Ermey... there can be no question.

 

[NerfedFalcon]

Soldier and Demoman are already named.

So's the Engineer. So that only leaves six people left to name...

 

[Nouw]

He was even more badass in the book. Movie Muldoon gets eaten by a raptor. Book Muldoon blows several of them to bits with a rocket launcher and tranquilizes a full grown T-Rex for good measure, getting off the island alive. Man was that book awesome.

Strange necro. Anyway, I've heard the book is far darker than the film. Makes me want to read it!

 

[Claire CatCat]

The Medic - Alois Kristof
The Heavy - Viktor Sanchez
The Spy - Théophile Étienne
The Scout - Joseph Scarlet
The Engineer - Roger Farrell
The Sniper - Solo Rivero
The Demoman - Davis Hanner
The Soldier - Sean Redmond
The Pyro - Christine Stirling (girl)/Ian Hance

However... the wiki reveals 3 (and a half, if you count Sniper) names. Although a lot of people know Sniper's full name. You can find something that says "Lawrence of Australia" at the bottom of Sniper's wiki.

Soldier - Jane Doe
Demoman - Tavish DeGroot
Engineer - Dell Conagher
Sniper - Lawrence Mundy

 

[Darkbash]

Here are some of my opinions on what they'd be,

( Not following by names verified by TF2, completely from scratch.)


Scout: Vince, Ethan, Tristan
Heavy: Vladof
Medic: Gunthër
Demo: pléascadh
Pyro: Kindle, Ashton, Aidan
Soldier: Evan
Engineer: Talus
Sniper: Anthony, Bernard
Spy: All of the above

 

[TotalSpy99]

My Opinion:

Scout:Chris
Soldier:Jane Doe
Pyro:idk
Demoman:Already done
Heavy:Eric
Engineer:Already Done
Medic:August
Sniper:Noah
Spy:LePerre

 

[sky14kemea]

*~ Spins to the tune of 'Girls just wanna have fun''~*

Necro's just wanna have fun too.