if the world ends....

[Ekonk]

Die crying and sobbing. Probably.

 

[Malyc]

Find the nearest car with a top speed in excess of 200 mph, steal it, top the mfer out and hit somethin REALLY hard, cause i dont wanna limp away from the wreck.

Or: zombie apocalypse, clear out my town, pick up my buddies that know how to shoot, establish a B.O.O. up in the north woods, possibly look for survivors, and otherwise kill as many zombies as i possibly can b4 they kill me.

 

[loling48]

i would murder tons of people i mean hay make it fun

 

[FactualSquirrel]

Ok, like any sane gamer.

Happy?

Nope, I won't be doing it, 'cos I'm a normal gamer.

Also, I'm not happy 'cos I have exams tomorrow.

 

[Malyc]

i would murder tons of people i mean hay make it fun

I'd avoid murdering in the north suburbs of St. Paul/Minneapolis... Because u would likely not survive long if u tried in my area.

 

[Serioli]

If I thought I could spare 15 minutes, I'd dress up in a suit and walk into the closest office building as if I was going to work, just to mess with peoples heads. Then I'd spend the rest of the time with my wife and family.

 

[Cpt_Oblivious]

Normally.

Until it's about 3 minutes left.

Then I'd go outside, and hum on I Don't Want To Set The World On Fire.

Like any other sane person.

That is a brilliant idea and I shall join you in that. Except I'll sing it.

 

[TheNamlessGuy]

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[FactualSquirrel]

An "normal gamer" isn't a sane gamer.
Sane gamers are irregular by societies standards.

And I laugh at you!
Haha!

See now you've got to define a gamer before that statement rings true.

And don't be mean, exams are long and boring.

 

[TheNamlessGuy]

DELETED

 

[cryogeist]

im not even joking...kill as many people until i die

 

[FalloutJack]

I'd pull the ultimate joke, the last ha-ha of the apocalypse.

I would roam around, taking credit for the disaster. "Praised be my destructive genius! BWA HA HA HA HA HAAA!!!"

 

[TheNamlessGuy]

DELETED

 

[Doomsday11]

I'd spend my last day finishing up my report so that it's ready for the Council when I return to the Mothership.

You didn't think I'd be staying on this rock, did you?

Ah yes my lord I'll have my rogue draft handed into tomorrow and then back to the mothership

 

[cryogeist]

Find the nearest car with a top speed in excess of 200 mph, steal it, top the mfer out and hit somethin REALLY hard, cause i dont wanna limp away from the wreck.

Or: zombie apocalypse, clear out my town, pick up my buddies that know how to shoot, establish a B.O.O. up in the north woods, possibly look for survivors, and otherwise kill as many zombies as i possibly can b4 they kill me.

i got a gun ill be happy to join

 

[Tiny116]

i'll tell the apocalypse it can go shove it, the world can end when I'M READY

 

[reg42]

Normally.

Until it's about 3 minutes left.

Then I'd go outside, and hum on I Don't Want To Set The World On Fire.

Like any other sane person.

Dammit, that is awesome.

OT: I'd take drugs. Lot's and lot's of drugs.
I don't do drugs in any normal circumstance, but if the world was ending, you better believe I'd spend my last moment with a fat joint in my mouth.

 

[FactualSquirrel]

I am a typical gamer.
'nuff said.

Exactly.
Schadenfreude man.

The typical gamer is nonsexual?
News to me.

And dammit, I really can't be bothered.