If the Zombie outbreak has already started, what real world person/event is the likliest suspect?

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Yoshimota

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Yokomitsu said:
I would say a combination of 2 people Xavier & mark, mark would do all the science and xavier would do all the calculation on his mac and i would most likely be the only person stupid enough to believe them that, there only injecting steroids into me.... when the are injecting experimental enhancing drugs.....the rest is for you to decide
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I've decided for you, Yoshimota becomes a zombie, he kills you, ZOMBIES WIN! A win for zombies all around the earth!

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But I think I'd just hold up in a corner with a shotgun and a hell of a lot of ammo.
 

Sea Age

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Well, if nobody else releases some kind of zombie virus, I guess I'll just have to do it myself eventually -.- I have been waiting a long friggin' time for the zombie apocalypse here.

EDIT: Also, as some sort of reply to the post above me; it is said in Norse Mythology that, on Ragnarök, Loki will be coming to earth with a ship filled with the dead. Easily interpretable, eh?
 

Cowabungaa

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Duncan, since he really did everything.
10 Points if anyone gets that (I bet someone does).
 

DannyDamage

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All of you "I'd love to bone a zombie" fan boys.

You'd probably get so bored with interaction with real people that'd you eventually find a way to turn the nation into zombies.
 

Stjimmy888

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Honestly, if NBC got a hold of it (and they would, they would blame Obama, or the terrorist . Fox would then pick the one that NBC didn't pick. And they would attempt to argue back and forth until they are devoured by legions of the undead...ha ha stupid mainstream media...I mean...a terrible tragedy.
 

Renikor

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CapnGod said:
http://www.cracked.com/article_15643_5-scientific-reasons-zombie-apocalypse-could-actually-happen.html

All I've got to say about that.
Shit, now im gonna have to sleep with TWO guns under my pillow.
 

tanithwolf

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I think it'll be the guys who made "Dead Rising", just so they can prove that zombies are drawn to shopping malls and if you are a survivor having a camera increases your survivability by 100%.
 

CapnGod

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Renikor said:
CapnGod said:
http://www.cracked.com/article_15643_5-scientific-reasons-zombie-apocalypse-could-actually-happen.html

All I've got to say about that.
Shit, now im gonna have to sleep with TWO guns under my pillow.
Yay for science! Also, guns. To let us save ourselves from the zombie menace. Also, my shotgun sleeps on a body pillow next to me, and my 9mm sleeps on my nightstand with two spare mags. So I guess I'm right there with you.

Granted, I live on a border near some less than savory areas, so zombie defense in this case is just a bonus.
 

PasDeChat

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Probably a new strain of Ebola, one that intially attacks the frontal lobe and hypothalamus. I would assume that the infected wouldn't completely crash though, so it would only target the brain, instead of all the bodies tissues.
 

Booze Zombie

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I want a zombie virus that converts alcohol into nutrients for my body and can use those nutrients to reanimate me and restore me. My name is semi-aspirational.
 

Pandalisk

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YOU!

you've started this thread to throw suspection off of you! well Silk_Sk Im on to you!..

hmm i suspect barack obama, you can never be to sure!..

in anycase im going to go build my own version of vera you guys can have your shotguns, ill be safe with her!
 

Pandalisk

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Silk_Sk said:
I'm thinking its Amelia Earhart. She's just been wandering the ocean all this time. Then, they pulled this guy up back in 1977. Its spreading down there.

http://paranormal.about.com/library/blclassic_sea_creature.htm

The Japs are keeping it a secret but they can't contain it for long.
what is that? reminds me of a Tanystropheus or something in that area
 

ChaoticLegion

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CapnGod said:
http://www.cracked.com/article_15643_5-scientific-reasons-zombie-apocalypse-could-actually-happen.html

All I've got to say about that.
lol awesome post ^_^ I'm backing this guys post =P
 

axelmaxima

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either the anger monkey from chris griffon's closet or ving rhames trying to be a real life action hero bad ass!