If there was a God...

[hortez the champion of the frozen wastes]

I'd groan, realize all my Christian friends would be coming over to say i told you so, then start bashing my head against a brick wall.

 

[LewsTherin]

I would continue to live as I am, for the most part.

 

[RedVelvet]

Then we'd all finally see that God is nothing more than a kid with an ant farm and we'd all run for the hills.

 

[jasoncyrus]

If god was real...well we'd all be screwed wouldn't we? The church would rule the world and we'd be subject to christianity's insanity and ease of corruption.

 

[101194]

If the bible was 100% true, I'd worship to satan and ask for his forgivness for not believing in him. I'm repent my ways as a nonbeliever and Worship Satan.

 

[TheHorizon]

I'd (In this order):

1. Kill God
2. Become the new god
3. Put everyone up for execution just to see the expression on your faces

(N.B. Bad mood ((Deal with it)))

P.S.

"SMITE ME, OH MIGHTY SMITER!"

Be original. Bruce Almighty... -_-

Err... I maybe wrong, but I don't think Jim Karry was the first person to use that quote.

 

[Dark assassin for hire]

If there was a god... hmm...crap.



well, i wouldn't want to go to heaven if there was A GOD (some people could fell left out when they read this question) i wouldn't want to go to heaven. The priests make it sound amazing up there except there's no uncontroled fun, gambleing, drinking, sex, power, rated e10+ to ao jokes, no put downs, no put ups, no puts in general, no clicks, no best freinds because you have to be friends with everyone, and no options. In hell, you can do anything, you are free once you're down there.
That's my opinion.
also, it's imposable to never sin or have a mean thought at all.(don't argue, you'll lose.)

 

[lord667]

If there was a god... hmm...crap.



well, i wouldn't want to go to heaven if there was A GOD (some people could fell left out when they read this question) i wouldn't want to go to heaven. The priests make it sound amazing up there except there's no uncontroled fun, gambleing, drinking, sex, power, rated e10+ to ao jokes, no put downs, no put ups, no puts in general, no clicks, no best freinds because you have to be friends with everyone, and no options. In hell, you can do anything, you are free once you're down there.
That's my opinion.
also, it's imposable to never sin or have a mean thought at all.(don't argue, you'll lose.)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bsd_P1s6DOE

Ian Gillan ftw

 

[Evilvikingking]

I'd (In this order):

1. Kill God
2. Become the new god
3. Put everyone up for execution just to see the expression on your faces

(N.B. Bad mood ((Deal with it)))

P.S.

"SMITE ME, OH MIGHTY SMITER!"

Be original. Bruce Almighty... -_-

Err... I maybe wrong, but I don't think Jim Karry was the first person to use that quote.

I didn't say that. I merely recognized a quote, called you unoriginal, then posted it. Find up there where I said that Jim Carrey was the first person to use taht quote.