If this is the answer, what is the question? (Remade)

[Sassafrass]

This has been made before but sank into the pit of oblivion so I thought I'd make this thread and try and give it a comeback tour. And yes, it is taken from Mock The Week.

Right, the rules are simple.
I ask a question then the user belows answers it. They then ask a question to which the next poster answers and so on and so forth.

Spoiler: How it works for those who don't understand the above

OP: The answer is 50 people. What is the question?

Poster 2: How many footballers does it take to change a light bulb?
The answer is 64%. What is the question?

Poster 3: What percentage of people like candy? The answer is...

And so on and so forth till we get bored. They can be as silly or serious as you like. Remember, there is no right or wrong answers.

So to start you off.

The answer is 1,000 a day. What is the question?

 

[Smagmuck_]

What is the first Army batalion?

Becuase I'm awesome, What is the question?

 

[Sassafrass]

@Goat: What is the nickname I give to my cat.

The answer is "Mustard, Vaseline and Jam." What is the question?

 

[Smagmuck_]

What is the first Army batalion...

Why am I so hot?

Um...I think you're doing it wrong.

Sorry, fixed...

 

[Sassafrass]

What do I keep by my bed for 'emergency' purposes.

The answer is '80 containers'. What is the question?

 

[Smagmuck_]

How many jars of piss are there?

Becuase I am awesome. What is the question?

 

[Smagmuck_]

Why is there a bear in the room?

Oh, shit, what is that thing! What is the question?

 

[Aqualung]

Fail, that was a question, not a statement.

83% of lumberjack deaths. What is the question?

 

[Sassafrass]

Why is that meme so popular?

A basket full of cheese. What is the question?

 

[Pimppeter2]

What is the real reason Pimppeter2 invaded France?


A cup of Starbucks coffee. What is the question?

 

[Sassafrass]

What was pimppeter2 drinking when he thought of invading France for the first time.

Godzilla. What is the question?

 

[Pimppeter2]

Who is almost as awesome as Xandus?

Frenchies. What is the question?

 

[Biosophilogical]

Who are the subjects of PimpPeter's conquering focus?

Waffles. What is the question?