If this is the answer, what is the question?

[Porygon-2000]

How can you possibly stomach that seagull's stomach contents!?

A nice big serving of PUNCH TO THE FACE!

 

[Dr.Susse]

What's for dinner dad?

More homework.

 

[Andrewtheeviscerator]

What can I do after I'm finished my homework?

That seems rather awkward

 

[zombiekiller1907]

What do you think about this new form of exercise I made?

seven shots.

 

[Dr.Susse]

How many more drinks until I can jump that gap between these buildings?

A knife and a coconut.

 

[zombiekiller1907]

What did you use to blackmail that man?

I did.

 

[Porygon-2000]

Who's the mofo that ate all my chips?!

Not even close to far enough away.

 

[Dr.Susse]

I lost the ball how as my drive?

No you lost.

 

[Scarim Coral]

Didn't you do it?

I give up!

 

[Dr.Susse]

After a loss in Tekken.
Continue? 9 8 7 6 5....

We should strike!

 

[zombiekiller1907]

How do you win in bowling?

12 years old.

 

[Dr.Susse]

Did that dog just run off with my baby?

Lets burn down the playground.

 

[zombiekiller1907]

I'm bored. What should we do?

Wesker.

 

[zombiekiller1907]

Do you expect me to believe that a bunch of flying monkeys took my prized NES cartridge collection ?!?!?!?

No, I asked you first.