If this is the answer, what is the question?

[ZehMadScientist]

How long does it take to connect to Google in your dorm room?

Sean Connery.

 

[zombiekiller1907]

Who was that naked guy in the park earlier?

to get to the other side.

 

[thesilentman]

Can I shag the dog?

WHY THE HELL ARE YOU ASKING ME??

 

[NerfedFalcon]

Who is Keyser Soze?

Well, there's no way in hell I'd trust it to Riku.

 

[username sucks]

So, who is going to clean the fridge?

A few more guns.

 

[NerfedFalcon]

And if that doesn't work, what should I use?

Hideo Kojima's glasses.

 

[Dead Seerius]

Anything else we need before searching for the Easter Bunny?
EDIT: Is there anything you would be willing to steal?

Only if I can bring fireworks.

 

[thesilentman]

Should we be having fun?

I see no evil in doing so.

 

[Dead Seerius]

How do you feel about me burning down an orphanage?

I would rather listen to Justin Beiber.

 

[username sucks]

Feel like being tortured for months, stopping the torture only to ensure you survive so that the torture will continue?

No comment.

 

[NerfedFalcon]

Why did you eat my sandwich?

OBJECTION! That has nothing to do with this case!

 

[thesilentman]

EXPLAIN; WHY DID I SEE YOU EATING DICKS THE OTHER DAY?

Sorry, my brain has divided by zero. Terminating program.

 

[Johnny Novgorod]

What's 5 divided by zero?

Burma!

 

[Yuno Gasai]

Which location are you unlikely to see in a young person's holiday brochure?

4,691 irradiated haggis.

 

[thesilentman]

How many pieces of shit did that animal poop out already?

I lost, thank you very much.

 

[NerfedFalcon]

How did you go in that pizza making contest?

GIR.

 

[thesilentman]

What for, friend?

Forget the answer, I need Brain Bleach.

 

[The Night Angel]

What did you see that left you so emotionally scarred??

Only if you do it to me first.

 

[thesilentman]

How do I redeem myself with a... you know... ?

I'm done, please leave me alone.