If this is the answer, what is the question?

[NerfedFalcon]

If you duplicated Marvin, what would you have a group of?

Riven free week.

 

[Dr.Susse]

If I didn't play the sequel to Myst for a week what would that be called?

....You scare me.

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

Babyflesh is tender, but tastes kinda funny...

Just, no.

 

[Nouw]

If I put my hands on my hands on my breasts, will they expand?

Yes! YES!

 

[Dr.Susse]

What if I told you M.Bison can beat the shit out of anyone what would you say?

The most broken of logic.

 

[NerfedFalcon]

What would you call the statement: "dragons are real because xylophone"?

Michael Bay.

 

[Dead Seerius]

Who ordered the 37 tons of C-4?

Only on Wednesday.

 

[Dr.Susse]

Excuse me sir. When can we have another meal?

My calculator can spell Boob!

 

[NerfedFalcon]

What is the most immature thing you can think of right now?

Is it an English or an African swallow?

 

[Dr.Susse]

What is the air speed velocity of an unladen swallow?

We lost several of our best cats.

 

[thesilentman]

Fatalities on the kitten war?

Wires. Lots of them.

 

[Dr.Susse]

Ok to disarm this bomb you need to open the panel. What do you see inside?

Don't cut the red one.

 

[NerfedFalcon]

What the hell do I do now?!

Forty-two.

 

[Euryalus]

10 + 32- 5+ 4+1=?

3. The answer is clearly 3.

 

[NerfedFalcon]

What's the best Devil May Cry game?

Lux Aeterna.

 

[Porygon-2000]

What's a really pretentious Latin name for my band?

A duvet, a hot chocolate, and a marathon of Ghibli movies.

 

[thesilentman]

How do I spend my evening?

Flames. Lots and lots of flames.

 

[Porygon-2000]

What's the best way to deal with spiders?

Don't be stupid! It goes in the toilet bowl!

 

[Frission]

How should I hide the body?

Never quit.

 

[Nouw]

Should I quit?

Eat nails!