If this is the answer, what is the question?

[Nouw]

When is it okay to make fun of fat people?

Over my dead body!

 

[NerfedFalcon]

Can I point out that your answer could apply to your question and therefore defeats the purpose of the exercise?

Fried chicken and watermelons.

 

[Yuno Gasai]

Name the winning ingredients of KFC's "Design Our Next Meal" competition.

A quill, a small toy tank and a D20.

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

How do I conquer Poland?

Copious amounts of blood.

 

[Dr.Susse]

My lord what is it you crave?

The Queen's eyebrows.

 

[NerfedFalcon]

What would you set fire to in order to earn your fifteen minutes of fame?

A dead pixel.

 

[Teoes]

What's the most useless thing to try and scratch?

Skidmarks.

 

[kailus13]

What's the worst thing to put in someone else's underwear?

Anal lubricant.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

What is the most exported product of the USA?

Death of a Salesman.

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

What's the saddest movie you've never seen?

Tuesday no longer exists. Neither does Thursday.

 

[MetaKnight670]

If a tryant took over the world and destroyed the days of the week that start with T, which ones don't exist anymore?

It's apple flavoured.

 

[NerfedFalcon]

Have you ever been called insane?

Everything is on fire. Everything is fire. I am fire. Now I am dead.

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

How was your day?

YEAH, BUT NO!

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

Did you just walk into a stop sign?

Hold my beer.

 

[thesilentman]

Will you go off with idiots now?

Fire. Lots of it.

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

How do I save the world?

In about five thousand years.

 

[NerfedFalcon]

When do you expect to become immortal?

My big blue...balloons.

 

[Neuromancer]

What is your Asari's greatest assets?

You bore me, mageling.

 

[Dr.Susse]

Dear Mr. Wizard what is better a Wand or a Stave?

Murder and other stuff.

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

What are your past times?

A room full of dolls.