If this is the answer, what is the question?

[kailus13]

Are you the therepeutic groin masseuese?

WHAT? SPEAK UP!

 

[NerfedFalcon]

WHY DID YOU GET AN EAR TRANSPLANT FROM A HUNDRED-YEAR-OLD WOMAN?!

Four hundred and twenty grams of marijuana.

 

[kailus13]

What does Bob Marley have for breakfast?

The walls, oozing green.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

Why has my house been condemned?

Nooooo! NOT THE BEES! THEY'RE IN MY EYES!

 

[Neuromancer]

What is your favourite Nick Cage line?

Consider this an omen of things to come.

 

[NerfedFalcon]

Why did you go to the toilet while I was trying to fend off that army of ninjas?

People die if they are killed.

 

[EeveeElectro]

What happens to a person after a bear with chainsaw arms attack?

Cheese is a kind of meat, a tasty yellow beef.

 

[Dr.Susse]

Favourite crimp?

No but I look good on the dance floor.

 

[kailus13]

Are those clothes comfy?

A legion of statues.

 

[Teoes]

What should I call my less-interesting rip-off of the Song of Ice and Fire series?

Damn that's tasty.

 

[EeveeElectro]

What did I say when I ate a bar of soap?

Running piece of butter.

 

[kailus13]

What are the results of the self-serving food experiment?

Gongs.

 

[Teoes]

What on earth have you put down your trousers this time?

Barbecue!

 

[Not G. Ivingname]

What is something people think they doing in their backyards but actually are grilling instead?

Pufferfish.

 

[Neuromancer]

What kind of fish do you wanna eat?

Yes, this is dog. [small] Captcha asked for it.[/small]

 

[Teoes]

This doesn't taste anything like lamb! Have you brought me the wrong dish?

What business does the Escapist, a gaming website, have with posting news on DOMA being ruled unconstitutional?
[sub][sub]teeheehee![/sub][/sub]

 

[NerfedFalcon]

Hey, did you know that the Escapist just posted a piece on politics? I don't remember the details, though...

I don't know, but we definitely shouldn't have Raiden do it.

 

[Neuromancer]

Hey, shouldn't we send someone to deal with this whole Manhattan Incident?

Yeah, it will never catch up.

 

[Dr.Susse]

Did you send a car out to stop that train?

No I lost it.

 

[kailus13]

Have you still got your mothers corpse?

Narnia