If this is the answer, what is the question?

[willofbob]

What is the correct response to hearing Justin Bieber sing.

Tvtropes. It did this.

 

[MammothBlade]

What caused you to ninja me?

You need a bit more dynamite.

 

[The Night Angel]

What did he say when you called him paranoid???

That's just not feasible.

 

[EmptyOptimist]

Dude, did you hear that Quantum Leap was based on a true story?

He said he was a she, and she said she was a he, but in reality he and she were the same person!

 

[The Night Angel]

How are your parents these days??

Not on a Thursday!!

 

[MammothBlade]

You're not coming skiing with me today?

I'm sorry, but I just can't. It sickens me.

 

[The Night Angel]

Wanna go play some pool??

I hate gerbils.

 

[MammothBlade]

Why won't you go into the rodents section?

The little pet shop of miscellaneous horrors.

 

[Dr.Susse]

Did you want this kitten?

Every breath I take.

 

[The Night Angel]

You are disgusting, why would you watch him doing that???

Velux windows

 

[willofbob]

Is it physically possible for you to speak in anything but non-sequiturs?

The airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow.

 

[The Night Angel]

what is your maximum sprint speed??

The internet.

 

[Diablo1099_v1legacy]

What is your god?

Metal Gear!

 

[The Night Angel]

How many meals have you eaten so far today??

Chemistry is the answer!!!

 

[idodo35]

why did the chicken cross the road?

a giant sized dalek

 

[Dr.Susse]

How should we going about bringing peace to the world.

Chess with real people.

 

[willofbob]

Now, what should we do with this army of duochromatic mind controlled slaves?

Your superconductory electromagnetism is no match for my SCIENCE!!

 

[idodo35]

so... you think you can beat me?!

 

[The Night Angel]

Who is undoubtedly the master of disaster, and the king of badassery???

A small whirlpool.