If this the answer, then what is the question? (Mock the Week)

[ajb924]

Say the word Tuesday!

 

[Not Carl]

When does my 53 year old uncle-twice-removed's restraining order expire?

 

[jebussaves88]

New Answer: Vin Diesal

Who killed JFK just by being born?

 

[NeoAC]

Who is Vin Diesel suing for copyright infringement on his name?

 

[Dragonrabbit]

What kind of gasoline does my new used Volkswagen van use?

 

[Sharpeye42]

who does crappy children movies now?

 

[Zombie_Fish]

Who was the result of an experiment demised by corssing the genes of Uwe Boll with Arnold Schwarzenegger to make the worst movie star in the universe?

 

[the Tadman]

Who recently started in a badass game?

 

[revolverwolf]

Who is Vin Diesel's father?

 

[VitusPrime]

Who is Vin Diesel?

 

[jebussaves88]

If one took on a journey to find the very edge of the Earth and solar system, and indeed time itself, where is their journey most like to terminate?

 

[the Tadman]

New answer?: Money

What is the meaning of life?

 

[runedeadthA]

I thought jebussaves88 was changing... oh well:

Question: What is 6 inches long, 2 inches wide and drives women wild?

 

[Berethond]

New answer?: Money

What is the meaning of life?

Hey!
That's the wrong question.
The answer to that question is 42.

Also, what is the root of all evil?

 

[Neonbob]

Also, what is the root of all evil?

Must...resist...horrible...smartassery...rrrrRRARGH!
A moderator!
*gasps for air*
Oh, dammit. Why must I do that to myself?

What is the universal key?

 

[LilGherkin]

Why did I provide special services for a guy?

 

[Berethond]

Also, what is the root of all evil?

Must...resist...horrible...smartassery...rrrrRRARGH!
A moderator!
*gasps for air*
Oh, dammit. Why must I do that to myself?

What is the universal key?

Because you're one sick little masochist?

 

[Neonbob]

Also, what is the root of all evil?

Must...resist...horrible...smartassery...rrrrRRARGH!
A moderator!
*gasps for air*
Oh, dammit. Why must I do that to myself?

What is the universal key?

Because you're one sick little masochist?

Sir! I am not little!
Er...I mean...no I'm not...dammit all.

What is the best thing to find in bundles of rubber bands?

 

[ajb924]

What grows on trees?

 

[NeoAC]

What do I desperately need so I can keep my kneecaps unshattered?