If u could destroy or conquer the world how would u do it?.... i want your opinion

[Janus Vesta]

If I was taking over the world I would send a massive ninja army to all the missile silos and weapon bases in the world. (Remember this ninja army has like 500,000 men) They disable EVERYTHING at once. Then the real armies quickly move in and take the shortest routes to the capitol cities and overthrow the governments. There would be little resistance as the ninja armies secondary task is to cut all the bases communication links. If done right each group would only know a small part of the plan and the world would be mine in a couple of days.

If I was destroying the world I'd build 'Mining facilities' with my 'mining company' and place nukes under the Earth's surface at critical fault lines. The 25 or so nukes would be detonated at once and no one would be able to stop the chain reaction.

 

[Mirika_the_warrior]

I would create a mind control video, put it on you tube, and then use my mind controlled servants to overthrow governments around the world and have my ser5vants crown me high overlord..... muwah! ha! ha! ha!

 

[sidhe3141]

Start a video game company, use it to subtly influence youth worldwide into becoming drug addicts (helped by my charitable project to get every child a laptop), and corner the market on something with lethal withdrawal symptoms. Then announce through my secret underground e-newsletter that anyone who defies me gets cut off and declare myself king.

 

[Mirika_the_warrior]

If I were to destroy the world I would create a company dedicated to sending things into orbit, place a rail-gun into orbit (secretly), next I would use my afore mentioned plan except limiting it only to Russia, take all of Russia's nuclear devices to the rail-gun (giving them feromagnetic cors so that they will be able to be fired out of the gun), then use the rail-gun to set off volcanic reactions (or earthquakes) by firing the nuclear devices into the earths fragile points or just nuking every major city..... (copy and paste evil laugh here)

 

[Some_Jackass]

I figured this out with someone else a long time ago.
Step 1: Breed zombie slave cockroches
Step 2: Unleash said zombie roaches
Step 3: Kick back and watch the 0wnage
Step 4: Assume control of fallen governments
Step 5: Something else
Step 6: Profit
Step 7: Figure out what to do with now useless zombie roach army
Step 8: Well.......we'll burn that bridge when we get there, I'm too busy with step 1...

 

[sidhe3141]

Step 7: Figure out what to do with now useless zombie roach army

One word: Fertilizer

 

[asmodaus]

Step 1:hire some easily munipulated viral and genetics engineers to develop a super virus that only i had a cure to
Step 2:unleash said virus on the world, and after it has exacted a heavy death toll on society..
Step 3:Come forth with the cure in exchange for something drastic(like all the world's oil)
Step 4rofit over many years while i wait for the world's population to come back
Step 5:secretly amass a small corps of assassins to kill of that F%$#^%& annoying agent that always foil the bad guy's plan
Step 6:after said agent is dead, use the corps of hardened assassins to take a nuclear launch facility and cause a nuclear war
Step 7:everybody dies

 

[vede]

First, I would force every human being to use proper grammar, capitalization, and punctuation.

Then, I would nuke the polar ice caps with extra-radioactive nukes, or even just normal nukes. Melting polar ice caps plunge the world into an ice age, and it's only added to by the radioactivity of the largest bodies of water. Radioactive ocean water is evaporated, rains down into lakes and inland locations. Fish in the seas would die. Plant life would die. Animal life would die. Insects with high radioactivity resistance would survive the initial burst, but they would be out of food after a while. Bacterial and microbial life would be overcome by the radiation in the groundwater. Life on Earth sufficiently destroyed, no?

 

[Shadow Tyrant]

First, I would kidnap a well-known, important political figure. Second, I would contact the League of Shadows Nations and tell them I want 500 Trillion dollars or I will kill the aforementioned political figure and release my army of highly trained clone soldiers upon the world. After they decline, I will not kill the hostage, but instead contain him a mile underground in my highly-refined dungeon, filled with booby traps and puzzles so that no one will get to him. Then I will sit patiently in my chamber, while all my minions wreak havoc upon the Earth. There I will wait until, inevitably, one lone person with no military training whatsoever manages to destroy all of my forces and makes it up to me. After a few words, I will trap him in a cage just before he has a chance to strike. Instead of killing him, I will then monologue about how trivial he is and how my plan will still succeed despite his efforts and order my minions to take him down to the dungeon with the other prisoner. I will return to my chamber and do nothing some more. The two prisoners will eventually escape and, teaming up, manage to make it out of my puzzle-filled dungeon with nigh but a scratch. The "heroes" will then again return to my chamber, catching me unaware and unprepared for an attack. This will enrage me to the point where I reveal my true form, destroying half my castle in my wake. There will then be an epic battle between the three of us. I will be far more powerful than both of them combined, but a fatal flaw in my fortress design will eventually lead to my downfall. Perhaps a chandelier or a trap door I forgot about. I don't really know yet. Deafeated, I will swear to return one day, and tell them they will rue the they ruined my plans. Triumphant, the heroes will return home and receive cake and many, many women.

And that's how I would take over the world.

...Wait, shit.

 

[fluffylandmine]

well i have several

#1 thank you for buying a nintendo wii. with that said they will turn into war machines, killing as many as possible until the governments give in (also i will spare all who prove their worth to me)

#2 clones... lots and lots of super soldier clones all who are very against the current system we live with.

#3 ferrets.

#4 wait and pick the spoils

#5 keanu reeves(i don't care if it's wrong you'll have to deal with him not me)

#6 console fanboys

#7 olympic destruction: use the olympics to make eveyone pissed off thus killing one another and take over the winner while they still hurt.

#8 use william shatner to convince the UN to give in to me

#9 procrastinate

#10 look at my display picture. now copy and paste enough times so that the pictures when put together looks to be the size of all bloody Oblivion. now imagine that upon all the world.

*some of these work for conquering and/or destruction

 

[asmodaus]

You guys are all forgeting that mother F#$%^&*super agent who always foils your attempt to destroy/take over the world, thats why I kill him off

 

[vede]

Also, shouldn't this be in Off-Topic?

 

[The Anti Noob]

I would become the manager for the local Taco Bell and throw out all the rules about not allowing the poeple to work for slave labor. I would promise them many things and not come through, and have them build me a robot army of annoying 3-year olds! I would then continue taking over Taco Bells all over the country, and raise the prices on everything!! Then, i would use myt army of robot three year olds to win the hearts of many of Americas acclaimed women, then have them endorse things that many men would do said things. Soon, the average and ugly women of the world would do these things just to get men's attention, and the beautiful women would do it because they feel insecure about being the oddballs. I would effectively have an entire working force to continue building me annoying robot 3-year olds, and use them to annoy everyone who opposed me to death. I would then use my taco bell working force to create a hot sauce so hot, that it would make you're toes explode, and the explosions would progress from then upward on the body, so if anyone opposed my rules, which would mostly involve the fact that I am awesome, i would make them eat the hot sauce!!! TOTAL DOMINATION VIA TACO BELL!!!!

 

[Souplex]

The key to conquering or destroying the world is France.
They have nukes but would surrender to a midget with a sharpened stick. From there you force Russia to surrender and take their large supply of nukes and you can hold the entire world hostage or blow it up.

Also I hire a STD ridden skank in case a James bond type character comes after me. It is his one weakness after all.

 

[Shadow Tyrant]

You guys are all forgeting that mother F#$%^&*super agent who always foils your attempt to destroy/take over the world, thats why I kill him off

-points to post-

 

[vede]

The key to conquering or destroying the world is France.
They have nukes but would surrender to a midget with a sharpened stick. From there you force Russia to surrender and take their large supply of nukes and you can hold the entire world hostage or blow it up.

Also I hire a STD ridden skank in case a James bond type character comes after me. It is his one weakness after all.

That's the best idea I've ever heard of for getting rid of James Bond. *claps*

 

[fluffylandmine]

The key to conquering or destroying the world is France.
They have nukes but would surrender to a midget with a sharpened stick. From there you force Russia to surrender and take their large supply of nukes and you can hold the entire world hostage or blow it up.

Also I hire a STD ridden skank in case a James bond type character comes after me. It is his one weakness after all.

That's the best idea I've ever heard of for getting rid of James Bond. *claps*

i get the whole 'clap' reference...sadly though

 

[the protaginist]

well,i'd take a mafioso approach.start off getting a few recruits,getting some politicians on my payroll until I have the president in my pocket.then,reason with other countries to disarm and threaten those who don't with my army.

 

[vede]

The key to conquering or destroying the world is France.
They have nukes but would surrender to a midget with a sharpened stick. From there you force Russia to surrender and take their large supply of nukes and you can hold the entire world hostage or blow it up.

Also I hire a STD ridden skank in case a James bond type character comes after me. It is his one weakness after all.

That's the best idea I've ever heard of for getting rid of James Bond. *claps*

i get the whole 'clap' reference...sadly though

There was a reference?

Wow. Really? I was just applauding...

So, um, what was I referencing?