If u could destroy or conquer the world how would u do it?.... i want your opinion

[The Anti Noob]

First, I would kidnap a well-known, important political figure. Second, I would contact the League of Shadows Nations and tell them I want 500 Trillion dollars or I will kill the aforementioned political figure and release my army of highly trained clone soldiers upon the world. After they decline, I will not kill the hostage, but instead contain him a mile underground in my highly-refined dungeon, filled with booby traps and puzzles so that no one will get to him. Then I will sit patiently in my chamber, while all my minions wreak havoc upon the Earth. There I will wait until, inevitably, one lone person with no military training whatsoever manages to destroy all of my forces and makes it up to me. After a few words, I will trap him in a cage just before he has a chance to strike. Instead of killing him, I will then monologue about how trivial he is and how my plan will still succeed despite his efforts and order my minions to take him down to the dungeon with the other prisoner. I will return to my chamber and do nothing some more. The two prisoners will eventually escape and, teaming up, manage to make it out of my puzzle-filled dungeon with nigh but a scratch. The "heroes" will then again return to my chamber, catching me unaware and unprepared for an attack. This will enrage me to the point where I reveal my true form, destroying half my castle in my wake. There will then be an epic battle between the three of us. I will be far more powerful than both of them combined, but a fatal flaw in my fortress design will eventually lead to my downfall. Perhaps a chandelier or a trap door I forgot about. I don't really know yet. Deafeated, I will swear to return one day, and tell them they will rue the they ruined my plans. Triumphant, the heroes will return home and receive cake and many, many women.

And that's how I would take over the world.

...Wait, shit.

That my friend was very lol-worthy

 

[fluffylandmine]

oh the clap thing wasn't a joke well...i guess that's another one the was a miss on my part(the clap is a nickname for an STD.)

Also i'd would use the internet. It's volitile enough as is.

 

[Dealin Burgers]

I'd probably create some kind of parasite or bacteria that BRAINWASHES people, "The Invasion" style, then just start spreading it around the globe....

 

[Yamipoyo]

Alright, Its too easy to manipulate events to trigger the end of the world
However i could folow some crazy money cult
nukes always a good one.

However this would be the best way.

First Employ a group of "elite" Soldier's.
They would then be used by the largest army or armies involved in a war
say america and canada maby some in the east too.
At a pre-destined time these Special soldiers would take over there armies.
Then there would only be your military power in control of the worlds largest armies.
At all levels military air sea.

Then you form a world order dictatorship military rule
and not one nuke is fired. the world is whole and clean for the most part.
and there you are in charge.

 

[Zombie Badger]

For conquering the world, start fight clubs in every city in the world and build the greatest army the world has ever seen.

For destroying it, a Twelve Monkeys-style virus.

 

[Wellby]

probobly my legion of ninja demon cyborg zombies, riding magic dinosours... oh and i'd use a massive conspiracy, that would take about 6 games to unravel, taht would bring down the world government. OH and i'd sip tee while my summoned demon god *ya this is a hell of winding plot* desimates an entire city... then i would laugh using the "Milk the cow in the sky" gesture. Oh and i'd see to it that every loner with a tragic past/orphan with great ambition is whiped out, to make sure no stock characters kill me... if i'm gonna get vanqueshed it'll be by someone original

 

[Labyrinth]

See, I shun to let my plans be known before hand. That's pretty much inviting some twit to attempt to smash them.

As it stands, you'll find out soon enough.

 

[bluemarsman]

Headcrabs. Lots of headcrabs.

 

[hamster mk 4]

Step 1: Create a virulent plague with a difficult to manufacture cure.
Step 2: Release the plague upon the major nations.
Step 3: Withhold the cure fom those that do not bow down before me.
Step 4: Use plague + armies of civilized nations to crush minor nations.
Step 5: Find another planet filled with inteligent life
Step 6: Go to Step 1

 

[The Iron Ninja]

evryone will listen to the music i listen [slayer, the dubliners, a lot of doom metal, COC etc] and I'll try to make every human smart and not fat.. and i'd also ban asians, j-games,j-music,emos, and wow

I'd wipe out anyone who has the same views as this man (except for the emo and wow bits, they can go too). And anyone who finds bands like slayer in any way entertaining.
Fun fact: Samuarai swords were tested on prisoners before they were handed off to their new owners. alot of swords have the name of the prisoner (or even prisoners) written on the blade as a record.
In the same light, when I get my ultra super death ray (and I will someday...) I will test it out on him first and maybe set up a live feed into all major television networks just to show the rest of the world what they were in for. It would probably look like the end bit of Raiders of the lost ark (not the big warehouse bit, the face melting part)

 

[the monopoly guy]

Oil tycoon...


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