If vaccines are so good, why are Amiibos so hard to find?

[JohnZ117]

YOU'RE NOT ASKING THE REAL QUESTIONS! If Vaccines begin with a V and so does Tuesday why isn't the Princess Bride on netflix? Game. Set. Match.

I beg to disagree, http://dvd.netflix.com/Movie/60000361?sod=search-autocomplete. Now the hockey puck is in your court. And, you can't win Sordin, because the Jellyfish wish my victory to be.

 

[Sordin]

YOU'RE NOT ASKING THE REAL QUESTIONS! If Vaccines begin with a V and so does Tuesday why isn't the Princess Bride on netflix? Game. Set. Match.

I beg to disagree, http://dvd.netflix.com/Movie/60000361?sod=search-autocomplete. Now the hockey puck is in your court. And, you can't win Sordin, because the Jellyfish wish my victory to be.

Maybe in your smelly American Netflix but in the UK the hockey puck is gonna be deep fried in the greasiest grease we can find and served back to you at 100mph! Call the TV repair man because you just....got insulted. *Burn*

 

[000Ronald]

I've had all the vaccines! Tetanus, Measles, Mumps, Polio, Johto, Commando, Tango! My veins are like burst copper pipes they're so vaccined!

So why is it that the Charizard Amiibo is already sold out on Amazon? It's not out until April!

...beg pardon? I'm not entirely certain how those two things are connected.

People keep telling me how great and vital they are, so why do bad things keep happening? Did you know that some guy bought thousands of dollars of Rosalinas just so other people couldn't? I wanted a Rosalina but I'm gonna get scalped out the ass! Where were vaccines then?!

That has nothing to do with vaccines and everything to do with economics. Waiting a few months to get a figurine won't kill you. Polio? Polio just might.

Somebody else told me they'd pay my overdraft but they didn't, so I don't know what to believe anymore.

Like polio. Have you ever caught polio? If not, then there's where your vaccines were.

Is it as bad as Cilantro? I doubt it.

Cilantro isn't a disease. It's a seasoning, and sometimes a garnish.

Polio is a virus that attacks your nervous system. Most of the time your body is able to fight it off, but one in every two-hundred or so end up crippled because their body can't fight it off. And while that may not sound like a lot, let me put it in perspective; there are about 300 million people living in my country, The United States, right now. If polio were still common, a little over one and a half million people across the country would be crippled (or dead) because of it.

In short-Polio kills people. Lots of people. And cripples more. Coriander has never done either of those things. Polio is much, much, much worse.

But we have a solution for that. Vaccines. The polio vaccine, developed (in part) by one of my personal heroes, Jonas Salk, prepares the body for the polio virus before it can actually attack the body. Furthermore, he and the rest of the team that worked on the vaccine refused to patent it, seeing this medical advancement as being as vital to the survival of mankind as the sun itself. As a result of their dedicated work, and their selflessness, this debilitating virus has very nearly been wiped off of the face of the earth. The only think keeping it from being anything but a memory are people...not necessarily like you, but certainly people who are more concerned with plastic figurines and staged wrestling matches than the well being of themselves and their children.

And y' know what? That's fine. You-and anyone else foolish enough to follow your lead-are free to do that. Because no number of fools can stop the forward march of human progress. Jonas Salk's name has been carved on the wall of human history, along with such great names as Niccolò Machiavelli, Martin Luther King Jr, and Guru Gobind Singh. You? I don't even know your name. And if your greatest accomplishment in life is going to be taking a dump on the legacy of one of the greatest men who ever lived...then history will not remember your name, either.

 

[Fijiman]

I believe it's because Mario actually isn't the fully fledged doctor in the family. It's really Luigi.

 

[False Nobility]

I get the impression Japan is not aware how many nerds we have. I don't know how that's possible consider our blockbusters, but yeah. My friend found the only Samus in the state of New York it seems.

 

[Hazy992]

I've had all the vaccines! Tetanus, Measles, Mumps, Polio, Johto, Commando, Tango! My veins are like burst copper pipes they're so vaccined!

So why is it that the Charizard Amiibo is already sold out on Amazon? It's not out until April!

...beg pardon? I'm not entirely certain how those two things are connected.

People keep telling me how great and vital they are, so why do bad things keep happening? Did you know that some guy bought thousands of dollars of Rosalinas just so other people couldn't? I wanted a Rosalina but I'm gonna get scalped out the ass! Where were vaccines then?!

That has nothing to do with vaccines and everything to do with economics. Waiting a few months to get a figurine won't kill you. Polio? Polio just might.

I am Hypoamiiboic right now, I'm pretty sure that's dangerous to my health.

Somebody else told me they'd pay my overdraft but they didn't, so I don't know what to believe anymore.

Like polio. Have you ever caught polio? If not, then there's where your vaccines were.

Is it as bad as Cilantro? I doubt it.

Cilantro isn't a disease. It's a seasoning, and sometimes a garnish.

Polio is a virus that attacks your nervous system. Most of the time your body is able to fight it off, but one in every two-hundred or so end up crippled because their body can't fight it off. And while that may not sound like a lot, let me put it in perspective; there are about 300 million people living in my country, The United States, right now. If polio were still common, a little over one and a half million people across the country would be crippled (or dead) because of it.

I thought polio was that sport you played whilst riding a horse.

In short-Polio kills people. Lots of people. And cripples more. Coriander has never done either of those things. Polio is much, much, much worse.

A friend of mine said his sister's friend's cousin knew a guy who got mugged by some coriander. Explain that one!

But we have a solution for that. Vaccines. The polio vaccine, developed (in part) by one of my personal heroes, Jonas Salk, prepares the body for the polio virus before it can actually attack the body. Furthermore, he and the rest of the team that worked on the vaccine refused to patent it, seeing this medical advancement as being as vital to the survival of mankind as the sun itself. As a result of their dedicated work, and their selflessness, this debilitating virus has very nearly been wiped off of the face of the earth. The only think keeping it from being anything but a memory are people...not necessarily like you, but certainly people who are more concerned with plastic figurines and staged wrestling matches than the well being of themselves and their children.

Staged?! STAGED?! Professional Wrestling is legitimate sport! You take that back!

And y' know what? That's fine. You-and anyone else foolish enough to follow your lead-are free to do that. Because no number of fools can stop the forward march of human progress. Jonas Salk's name has been carved on the wall of human history, along with such great names as Niccolò Machiavelli, Martin Luther King Jr, and Guru Gobind Singh. You? I don't even know your name. And if your greatest accomplishment in life is going to be taking a dump on the legacy of one of the greatest men who ever lived...then history will not remember your name, either.

Me? I am the hope of the Universe! I am the answer to all living things that cry out for peace. I am protector of the innocent. I am the light in the darkness! I am truth.

ALLY TO GOOD! NIGHTMARE TO YOU!

 

[Colour Scientist]

I thought polio was that sport you played whilst riding a horse.

I thought it was something you shouted at dudes called Mark at swimming pools?

 

[Hazy992]

I thought polio was that sport you played whilst riding a horse.

I thought it was something you shouted at dudes called Mark at swimming pools?

No, you're thinking of promo.

'Marky Mark? Promo!'

 

[JohnZ117]

YOU'RE NOT ASKING THE REAL QUESTIONS! If Vaccines begin with a V and so does Tuesday why isn't the Princess Bride on netflix? Game. Set. Match.

I beg to disagree, http://dvd.netflix.com/Movie/60000361?sod=search-autocomplete. Now the hockey puck is in your court. And, you can't win Sordin, because the Jellyfish wish my victory to be.

Maybe in your smelly American Netflix but in the UK the hockey puck is gonna be deep fried in the greasiest grease we can find and served back to you at 100mph! Call the TV repair man because you just....got insulted. *Burn*

You shove U's were they don't belong, so maybe U don't deserve The Princess Bride! Have your overUsed language and U.S. will have http://dvd.netflix.com/Movie/60000361?sod=search-autocomplete.

Captcha: rice and beans, splendid the Spanish way

 

[Grimh]

Ugh...
Another clueless fool who doesn't understand what Vaccines actually does.

It's purpose is to stop things from happening. Sometimes to stop that which has run rampant and unchallenged or to stop something before it has even gotten a chance to take hold. Sound familiar?
Exactly.
Both of your tragic circumstances were caused by the very Vaccines you thought would protect you!

That was the lie.

 

[JohnZ117]

Ugh...
Another clueless fool who doesn't understand what Vaccines actually does.

It's purpose is to stop things from happening. Sometimes to stop that which has run rampant and unchallenged or to stop something before it has even gotten a chance to take hold. Sound familiar?
Exactly.
Both of your tragic circumstances were caused by the very Vaccines you thought would protect you!

That was the lie.

Too true. It's like that rebellion where the British were trying to steal all of China's undies, but failed miserably when the Chinese kept asking, "WTF are 'bouxers'!?"

 

[nyarlathotepsama]

If vaccines are supposed to protect me from stuff why aren't I bulletproof?! Come on CDC, your vaccines obviously don't work because I'm not a super hero! We should all be super heroes because superheroes are good, well except for the ones that commit crimes. Like Superman, he is freakin' illegal alien! He never did no citizenship test but he constantly strawmans America to cover up his violent assaults. Typical of illegals always committing crimes. Superman ain't never had no vaccines and he is all powerful. Conclusion; we'd all be super heroes if not for vaccinations!!! Tell the people!!!

 

[Evil Smurf]

I was vaccinated against autism, but I did catch eye herpes, the women folk love it.

 

[Pyro Yuy]

If these vaccines are supposed to protect you, why is it that my last few girlfriends got HIV? I sure never did give it to them? But then again I guess my sisters do hang out with the bad crowd.

 

[Shinkicker444]

HIV? thats that new video standard, right? High Intensity Video?

 

[Pyro Yuy]

HIV? thats that new video standard, right? High Intensity Video?

Yup, and if you're lucky you can get AIDS, Additional Information Dispatch Service.

 

[Guffe]

How is a vaccine going to help bring back Charizard?
Aren't vaccines like watery stuff? They should be used on Blastoise in stead.
Hazy, if you want to prevent Charizard from going extinct, vaccines isn't the answer. You need orange towels, a lighter, a spraycan and a lunatic. Yes, that's the answer! And then if you can get enough of those, maybe even conquering the world might be an option... <.<

 

[Stu35]

...what the hell do homosexuals have to do with gay marriage?!

One may garage one's gay marriage. Not only to I not know what I'm getting at, but this only kind of rhymes if you pronounce garage as ga-raage (rather than garidge) or, alternatively, marriage as ma-raj (rather than ma-ridge). I didn't get married in a garage; it was in a church and she left me in the lurch (she didn't, but that hardly rhymes at all).

Ga-raagge? Well La-dee-da Mr. French man.


It's a Car Hold.

HIV? thats that new video standard, right? High Intensity Video?

Yup, and if you're lucky you can get AIDS, Additional Information Dispatch Service.

I have Aides.

They help me with all sorts of things. Admin and suchlike.


...oh, AIDS... That doesn't help me with any admin and suchlike.


Also, I don't believe in Vaccinations... I've had my MMR, TB, Yellow Fever, Hepatitis and the like, yet here I am, 28 years old and I STILL can't get up the courage to talk to girls without getting at least half a bottle of Whisky down my neck.