If video games had flavors, how would some taste?

[King Toasty]

Yes, the topic says it all. If video games had flavors, what would some games taste like? Based on game awesomeness, atmosphere and general sugary goodness. I think Fallout: New Vegas would taste like weed.
Thoughts? Opinions? Froot Loops?

 

[lewism247]

I'd say Silent hill 2 is like a really good but strong curry. Tastes great, you can eat it a lot but it's gonna fuck you up either before or on the way out.

 

[Tonythion]

Boarderlands tastes like shit
Assassin's Creed taste light, like a buttery croissant (only saying this because it was in a dream once...yes I was eating AC2...)

 

[King Toasty]

I'd say Silent hill 2 is like a really good but strong curry. Tastes great, you can eat it a lot but it's gonna fuck you up either before or on the way out.

Good one.
Modern Warfare 2 would be grey, rubbery eggs. On a deliciously-toasted waffle.

Boarderlands tastes like shit
Assassin's Creed taste light, like a buttery croissant (only saying this because it was in a dream once...yes I was eating AC2...)

Ass. Creed would really be a soft, squishy jam donut. All red on the inside.

 

[thatstheguy]

FPS's would taste like a cheeseburger. (Satisfying, yet bad for you)
RTS's would taste like Korean food (South Korea and StarCraft. Nuff sed)
RPG's would taste like Pocky (Nerd food)
Platformers would taste like taffy (Hard, yet delicious)
Sports games would taste like chips and dip (Fun, casual food)

 

[King Toasty]

Uncharted 2 would taste like all of your favorite foods combined into one amazing food that's king of all foods. That's how good it is.

Psh.
It'd look like a fantastic mug of root beer. Chilled, just the right amount of foam, good fluid physics. But then you drink it and realize it's just water.

 

[lewism247]

I'd say Silent hill 2 is like a really good but strong curry. Tastes great, you can eat it a lot but it's gonna fuck you up either before or on the way out.

Good one.
Modern Warfare 2 would be grey, rubbery eggs. On a deliciously-toasted waffle.

Boarderlands tastes like shit
Assassin's Creed taste light, like a buttery croissant (only saying this because it was in a dream once...yes I was eating AC2...)

Ass. Creed would really be a soft, squishy jam donut. All red on the inside.

I've got another one!

The Duke Nukem games:

 

[King Toasty]

I've got another one!

The Duke Nukem games:

Oh god, yes. *high five*

Uncharted 2 would taste like all of your favorite foods combined into one amazing food that's king of all foods. That's how good it is.

Psh.
It'd look like a fantastic mug of root beer. Chilled, just the right amount of foam, good fluid physics. But then you drink it and realize it's just water.

I'm sorry, I couldn't hear you over the sound of Uncharted 2 being awesome.

Sorry, I couldn't hear you over your mom next door. All moaning and fat. Yeah. Burn.

 

[lewism247]

I've got another one!

The Duke Nukem games:

Oh god, yes. *high five*

Hmmm...

Would racing games be something like a chocolate bar. Nice, always fairly enjoyable but when you've had one, you've had them all.

 

[King Toasty]

I've got another one!

The Duke Nukem games:

Oh god, yes. *high five*

Hmmm...

Would racing games be something like a chocolate bar. Nice, always fairly enjoyable but when you've had one, you've had them all.

I SAY GOOD SIR, I FIND YOU RATHER ENTERTAINING.

OT: Old arcade games would be old twinkie bars. Delicious back in the day, and can survive anything.

 

[CAPTCHA]

Final Fantasy tastes of sherbert.
Gears of War tastes of beef jerky.
Mass Effect tastes like sucking a watch battery.
Halo tastes of plastic.

 

[King Toasty]

Final Fantasy tastes of sherbert.
Gears of War tastes of beef jerky.
Mass Effect tastes like sucking a watch battery.
Halo tastes of plastic.

But, beef jerky is delicious! And Gears is not.

Also, Final Fantasy would have the metallic pang of blood, sliced with a razor from an emo's young wrist.

 

[lewism247]

I've got another one!

The Duke Nukem games:

Oh god, yes. *high five*

Hmmm...

Would racing games be something like a chocolate bar. Nice, always fairly enjoyable but when you've had one, you've had them all.

I SAY GOOD SIR, I FIND YOU RATHER ENTERTAINING.

OT: Old arcade games would be old twinkie bars. Delicious back in the day, and can survive anything.

Would difficult puzzle games be like ice cream?

You take your time and savour it and it's great, try to eat too much too quickly and it'll make your head hurt.

 

[SantoUno]

Oblivion would taste like a delicious and juicy fruit salad.

Never gets old.

 

[Raziel_Likes_Souls]

If No More Heroes' challenge had a flavor, it would be quite delicious.

If Persona had a taste, it would a totally fucking awesome collection of uniquity and WTF into one religious dish that takes 45 minutes to finish the last bite, and makes you sleepy afterwards. And it may fuck over your opinion of most modern dishes pretending to be new and good, *coughs up a chunk of FF XIII* so yeah.

RPGs in general would be like shrimp crackers. An aquired taste, and people may wonder how the fuck you like them.

FPSs would be McDonald's. Occasionally there'll be a McRib of awesome-ness, but half of the time there'll mostly be crap that people'll keep eating for no reason whatsoever.

RTS would be like ramen, sustaining, delicious because of MSG, and full of shit to give you high blood pressure.

 

[King Toasty]

I've got another one!

The Duke Nukem games:

Oh god, yes. *high five*

Hmmm...

Would racing games be something like a chocolate bar. Nice, always fairly enjoyable but when you've had one, you've had them all.

I SAY GOOD SIR, I FIND YOU RATHER ENTERTAINING.

OT: Old arcade games would be old twinkie bars. Delicious back in the day, and can survive anything.

Would difficult puzzle games be like ice cream?

You take your time and savour it and it's great, try to eat too much too quickly and it'll make your head hurt.

Super Mario World would be chocolate chip: delicious, fun, but everybody does it now.

 

[King Toasty]

Did the post go through? I can't see it. Buggy.

 

[King Toasty]

Yeah, Portal would be a magnificent grilled-cheese sandwich. Made of pure awesome.