If we only have 2 more years to live....
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I think I would Make my own little fort where I know I'm safe, bring in lots of snacks and a handheld with a shiny new game. Play it and not open the door. One day later I emerge and get over my new Cramps.
Calumon: Find Jeri. Hug her.
Calumon: Find Jeri. Hug her.
I'll sit on my roof drinking beer and eating ice cream, then probably pass out in my own urine and vomit. To be absolutely honest, those are my plans for 12/21/12 ANYWAYS.
...the sad thing is, I'd probably wake up the next morning.
...the sad thing is, I'd probably wake up the next morning.
I'll be doing what I do everyday Pinky, try to take over the world!
or, just you know, doing stuff like it isn't the end of the world.
I don't believe in this BS.
or, just you know, doing stuff like it isn't the end of the world.
I don't believe in this BS.
I have to admit that I would most likely turn into a genocidal maniac and attempt to overtake the highest number of vigilante sniper kills from a college campus clock tower... I can't remember the actual number but it was pretty high.
Either that or break into Disney World and ride all the most adrenaline pumping rides at max speed until my heart exploded...
Either that or break into Disney World and ride all the most adrenaline pumping rides at max speed until my heart exploded...
I'd just live normally, and hope that the apoclyspe isn't just a lame comet or asteroid or disease, I want a real end of the world that no-one saw coming! Like pirates from outer space or the rise of the Skynet! Assuming 2012 will be the apoclyspe of course.
Put two deck chairs on the roof, a parasol and ice bucket between them with a few ciders and a bottle of champagne. Sit there with my girlfriend and probably put some REM on...
"heart bleed dummy with the rapture and
the revered and the right, right. You vitriolic,
patriotic, slam, fight, bright light, feeling pretty
psyched.
It's the end of the world as we know it.
It's the end of the world as we know it.
It's the end of the world as we know it and I feel fine."
Pretty fitting. I reckon it'll be an asteroid shaped like Homer Simpson's head.
"heart bleed dummy with the rapture and
the revered and the right, right. You vitriolic,
patriotic, slam, fight, bright light, feeling pretty
psyched.
It's the end of the world as we know it.
It's the end of the world as we know it.
It's the end of the world as we know it and I feel fine."
Pretty fitting. I reckon it'll be an asteroid shaped like Homer Simpson's head.
If it is truely the last day, and a meteor is falling from the sky ready to end all I know. Then I'll walk outside, find everyone I dislike, and flick them on the nose. That way they'll die with an annyoing sensation on their nose. I will also hug everyone I love before it ends. Once all of that is done, I'll get on top of the nearest (an probably tallest) building and punch the meteor as it's about to hit the earth... a final fuck you to the end.
nothing really
probably try make amends for all the bad shit I did
but I don't believe in the 2012 thing.
probably try make amends for all the bad shit I did
but I don't believe in the 2012 thing.
And here I was thinking that the Mayan 2012 calendar end thing was simply because they'd forgotten to pick up the complementary one at their local Safeway.
However, this is what I'd probably do:
Hit the damn snooze alarm and roll over. Then I'd probably get yelled at by the wife. To which I'd reply, "Can you honestly think of a better way to go out than lying here in bed with me?"
Wife: "Hell yes! I don't want your snoring to be the last thing I hear!"
That will pretty much precipitate an argument that will tide us over until it's over. Hell, we'll probably keep yelling at each other until long after the radioactive dust settles.
However, this is what I'd probably do:
Hit the damn snooze alarm and roll over. Then I'd probably get yelled at by the wife. To which I'd reply, "Can you honestly think of a better way to go out than lying here in bed with me?"
Wife: "Hell yes! I don't want your snoring to be the last thing I hear!"
That will pretty much precipitate an argument that will tide us over until it's over. Hell, we'll probably keep yelling at each other until long after the radioactive dust settles.
I plan to hold my semi annual "somebody thinks its the end of the world so party on my roof" party. hauling TV's and coolers up there is a pain in the ass, and its bound to be kinda cold in december, but totally worth it. (important note: my roof is flat.)
