If WoW Could have a new Class...

[rdaleric]

the Romantic Poet
Obviously high charisma and able to infect enemies with a vsriety of STIs

 

[Chipperz]

I got one. It is available to all classes and all races. Basically anyone playing the game can become one. All you have to do is keep playing.

This class is: Virgin.

Skills: Immune to all types of social events.
Weakness to sunlight.
Immune to all STDs including pregnancy.

Bonus Stats: -10 to hygiene.
+15 to weight.
+25 to acne.

So keep playing. More girls for the rest of us.

Shitting hilarious, really! Please! Keep writing! You might get picked up by The Simpsons!

OT - I just want a Tinker class, somewhere between Rogue and Hunter, no pets, lots of gadgets.

 

[TheInfamousOne]

I thought the bard from that april fools joke they pulled last year would have been fun to play as, and actually make me good at pvp. Too bad it was a joke.

As for a new class:

Rock
Does stuff rocks do. Best tank in the game and best everything else also because it can't die or attack but enemies feel compelled to attack it.

but paper pwns rock

 

[AkujiDelano]

I think there's gonna be some kind of scholar bloke who does magic with books in Diablo III, so it might come out in WOW, which would be epic. Probably would be available to humans and gnomes.

 

[wrecker77]

fat man: fire mini nuclear bombs

FAIL.

I beg to differ

You would.

Its a joke. Lighten up.

 

[Mr.PlanetEater]

Mind ****er
Available to Every Race
description; it's every single race and gender in the game from both sides mashed together into one character...looks really creepy.
Skills;
Can enter the Hoard and Alliance areas with out consequence..also has to spell Insta-boot to boot themselves from the game because they picked such a stupid character to play as.

 

[USSR]

Pony!!!1!111!11

 

[Captain Lag]

I thought the bard from that april fools joke they pulled last year would have been fun to play as, and actually make me good at pvp. Too bad it was a joke.

As for a new class:

Rock
Does stuff rocks do. Best tank in the game and best everything else also because it can't die or attack but enemies feel compelled to attack it.

but paper pwns rock

Nerf paper!