If you burst into the above avatars house...

TheDoctor455 · Jan 3, 2011

Starring in strange videos.

xmbts · Jan 3, 2011

Starring in strange video games.

The Clown · Jan 3, 2011

playing strange video games

i don't know · Jan 3, 2011

Silently worshiping me...like the rest of the Escapist, I KNOW YOU DO!

TheDoctor455 · Jan 3, 2011

Being so full of himself that he masturbates to his mirror image.

xmbts · Jan 3, 2011

He keeps talking about masturbating. >_>

TheDoctor455 · Jan 3, 2011

She keeps looking to the side as if guilty.

AwesomeExpress · Jan 3, 2011

He'd be trying to make out with himself by using a portal.

TheDoctor455 · Jan 3, 2011

He'd be projecting his own desires onto me.

Admiral Stukov · Jan 4, 2011

Catch him applying fake scar tissue makeup.

Redlin5_v1legacy · Jan 4, 2011

I'd find him unconscious, surrounded by bottles.

White_Hawk · Jan 4, 2011

TEAM ROCKET IS BALSTING OFF AGAINNNN!

Admiral Stukov · Jan 4, 2011

Playing chess.

Sacman · Jan 4, 2011

Spilling their drink...<.<

xmbts · Jan 4, 2011

TheDoctor455 said:
She keeps looking to the side as if guilty.

Guilty of what?

OT: She's assembling her massive Navi.

cairocat · Jan 4, 2011

He'd be doing exactly what he's doing now.

AwesomeExpress · Jan 4, 2011

I'd catch him smelling the red team's flag.

i don't know · Jan 4, 2011

Watching futurist season 2 on dvd(s).

TheDoctor455 said:
Being so full of himself that he masturbates to his mirror image.

I haven't gotten to that point, yet...

xmbts · Jan 4, 2011

Reading, The Art of War, with a tobacco pipe sticking out of the mask.

mParadox · Jan 4, 2011

Reading the latest issue of 'Gadgets and Gals'. :3