If you burst into the above avatars house...

[xmbts]

Hitting me with a shovel for not having seen Watchmen.

 

[mParadox]

Trying to watch Watchmen.

 

[TheDoctor455]

Helping me to strap xmbts down and making her watch the Watchmen.

Since the DVD player's busted...

We'll have to do it with sock puppets.

 

[mParadox]

I'll be everyone else and you be who you are, Dr. Manhattan.

 

[xmbts]

He's walking towards me with ropes, belts, and chains. I don't like where this is going.

 

[TheDoctor455]

*wills the atoms in xmbts's "muscles" to stay still while mParadox restrains her.*

Shall we begin?

 

[mParadox]

Course you don't!

*straps xmbts on chair* You're gonna love it.

 

[xmbts]

He should be sleeping instead of playing with sock puppets. >_>

 

[mParadox]

I am never sleepy for sock puppets!!

 

[xmbts]

He's stolen my socks for his sock puppet army.

 

[TheDoctor455]

We're forcing her to watch our sock-puppet version of Watchmen.

Well... mParadox... I believe you need to start us off.

 

[mParadox]

Oh no! The Comedian is dead! Damn, people killed and la dee da, we now go to the Doctor! Flashback!

 

[TheDoctor455]

*stares at mParadox, then follows his lead.*

I was made in an accident. I'm walking on the moon. I'm fixing a watch. I'm going out on a date. I'm breaking up with someone. I'm on Mars. I'm telling Rorscach I can't help him. I'm fighting in Vietnam, the Vietcong surrender to me personally within a week. Nixon wins a fifth election. *shudders* I'm getting crucified at a television interview. Adrian Veidt is disappointing me.

Back to you... everyone else...

 

[xmbts]

Any chance of the shovel-beating still being an option?

 

[The Clown]

*unsheaths a large red-steel double-ended shovel and makes a woosh noise with his mouth*

 

[xmbts]

O.O

 

[mParadox]

Now would be an excellent time to run for cover.

 

[xmbts]

Now would be an excellent time to untie me.

 

[mParadox]

Fair point.

*unties*

 

[AwesomeExpress]

I catch him untying xmbts! And doing so nonchalantly, too!