If you burst into the above avatars house...

[xmbts]

*Smacks both of them for bickering, then stares at the monitor*

 

[TheDoctor455]

*turns the monitor off*

 

[xmbts]

*Shakes head in disappointment*

 

[TheDoctor455]

It was a security issue, I was tasked to make sure the crew weren't Cylons in disguise.

I saw as much of the male portion of the crew as the female. I hated this bloody job, but Adama and Saul ordered me to do this.

 

[Solo-Wing]

Carrying a Suitcase.

 

[Knife-28]

The sarcasm in here is palpable.

I see what you did thar.


*Kicks down door*
"Prepare to d-*See's person*
"OMGWTFBBQ?!"
*Dies*

 

[xmbts]

They're running on a treadmill, you're looking better already.

 

[xmbts]

He's talking about something but I don't know what.

 

[TheDoctor455]

She's still pissed at me for doing a job I was ordered to do.

 

[xmbts]

I'm not pissed, I don't know where you keep getting that. >.>

He's waiting for me to leave so he can go back to 'monitoring'.

 

[TheDoctor455]

I'm not pissed, I don't know where you keep getting that. >.>

He's waiting for me to leave so he can go back to 'monitoring'.

No I'm not. I'm glad for the excuse to stop doing that bloody job. Yeah... I think I'll tell Adama and Saul where they can shove this job first thing in the morning.

OT:
She's about to tell me how her snowboarding trip went.

 

[xmbts]

He's questioning me.

 

[TheDoctor455]

She's trying to figure out what to do with me... or looking for some more buttons of mine to push.

 

[xmbts]

It's so easy though.

 

[TheDoctor455]

Almost as easy as...

*pushes a button marked "sexy drunk teim"*

 

[xmbts]

He's unaware I stopped receiving orders from that button remote. (IE: I don't feel like finding the Gifs)

 

[TheDoctor455]

I apologize to her for trying that.

And wait for her to ask me to destroy the remote.