If you burst into the above avatars house...

[Best of the 3]

Playing gay rugby to feel better.

 

[Jedamethis]

Playing badminton because he's too worried about catching teh gay from other men, it seems. >:3

 

[Best of the 3]

Is pondering how straight guys play badminton

 

[TheDoctor455]

Playing with his "cake."

 

[i don't know]

Getting eaten by Red-Necks.

 

[Dango]

Combing his goatee.

 

[xmbts]

Carving starfish.

 

[TheDoctor455]

Making a great new forum game.

 

[xmbts]

Brown-nosing the OP.

 

[TheDoctor455]

Accusing me of brown-nosing, I'm just paying an honest compliment.

 

[xmbts]

Making silly faces at his cat.

 

[i don't know]

making silly faces at 2-D.

C. Noodle: Haha! You have screwed up eyes!
Stuart: At least I have a soul
C. Noddle: ... *self-destruct activated*

 

[xmbts]

Why are you holding that bra up to yourself?

 

[TheDoctor455]

Making silly faces at his cat.

I find you in my room, standing behind me, stalking me.

 

[Nouw]

I'd probably enter a funeral. With him COMING OUT OF THE GRAVE!!!

 

[TheDoctor455]

He'd most likely be recreating the apple pie scene from American Pie.

 

[Nouw]

What is that I don't even... *one google search later. I'm a War Vet and no thanks .

He's probably casting some random spell on his poor cat.

 

[TheDoctor455]

He's probably ashamed of what he just did.

 

[xmbts]

He'd be watching Teletubbies.

 

[AwesomeExpress]

He's singing "I'm Too Sexy" whilst wearing a dress made from cobras.