If you burst into the above avatars house...

[TheDoctor455]

I'd catch him on tape planting the bomb on his own ship as part of some insurance scam.

 

[xmbts]

I'd catch him being a perv.

 

[TheDoctor455]

She's calling me a perv, despite all evidence to the contrary.

 

[xmbts]

He's pretending that I can't find evidence of him being a perv.

 

[TheDoctor455]

She's trying to push my buttons again.

 

[xmbts]

He's onto me. >_>

But I can find that evidence.

 

[TheDoctor455]

You mean this crappy footage?

The crap you edited to make it look like it was me?

*destroys tapes*

 

[xmbts]

I have a quote. >.>

 

[TheDoctor455]

What quote?

 

[xmbts]

He's reading those quotes I secretly posted. >_>

 

[TheDoctor455]

She's posting shit in the wrong threads.

 

[xmbts]

He's mistakenly thinking being a perv is a bad thing.

 

[TheDoctor455]

She's calling me names to push my buttons.

Two can play at that game!

*pushes a button marked "give away sunglasses"*

 

[mParadox]

Apparently button pushing is taking place. >_>

 

[mParadox]

Trying to make me laugh is all.

 

[TheDoctor455]

He's making tea and spiking it.

 

[TheDoctor455]

Its... scaring the crap out of me.

 

[mParadox]

Gazing into the monitor.