If you burst into the above avatars house...

[mParadox]

Nice hair!

Unless it's a wig. >_>

 

[SckizoBoy]

You're fired!

 

[mParadox]

You're hired!

 

[Gypsy Ninja Pirate Zombie King]

planning to kill me

 

[SckizoBoy]

With regret, for you are such a beautiful creature.

*raises scythe*

 

[mParadox]

With regret, you go against the Rules of Conduct. *raises chainsaw*

 

[Gypsy Ninja Pirate Zombie King]

With regret your only my 3rd favorite butler *raises puppy*

 

[xmbts]

She's dealing with her irritatingly long hair.

 

[Xpwn3ntial]

She is fixing those sunglasses.

 

[xmbts]

She's fixing the fan that provides all the dramatic wind she uses.

 

[superbatranger]

Oh, I'm sorry. Am I interrupting your captivating marathon of infomercials?

 

[Xpwn3ntial]

@xmbts: Clever.

She is playing chess with an old man.

 

[TheDoctor455]

She's turning me into a newt.

 

[Dr.Susse]

He's grabbing a duck for the inevitable weighing.

 

[Vrex360]

DIE HUMAN SCU- you get the idea.

 

[Rainboq]

HAIL, ARKVOODLE!

 

[TheDoctor455]

She's making a reference to something I know I've seen before but can't quite place...

 

[Rainboq]

Has apparently played Destroy all Humans.

 

[TheDoctor455]

She's reminding me where I've heard that. Thank you.

Incidentally, want to play co-op on Destroy All Humans 2?