If you burst into the above avatars house...

[xmbts]

Shes just sitting there...staring.

 

[TheDoctor455]

She's trying to get me to sing.

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

He's humming a tune.

 

[TheDoctor455]

She's draining my blood.

 

[xmbts]

I'll get him singing part of 'To Binge', he has no choice.

 

[TheDoctor455]

I'll get him singing part of 'To Binge', he has no choice.

I don't know that song.

OT:
She's probably going to try and teach me that song now...

 

[Dr.Susse]

Being taught in an extreme manner.

 

[TheDoctor455]

He's throwing pianos in my tree.

 

[xmbts]

He's angry about having pianos in his tree.

 

[TheDoctor455]

She's having breakfast.

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

He's having breakfast with her.

 

[TheDoctor455]

She's spying on us with a telescope.

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

He's drinking tea.

 

[TheDoctor455]

She's changing her username.

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

He's getting ready to go on a mission.

 

[TheDoctor455]

She's preparing to drink my blood and turn me into the very model of Vampire Salarian.

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

He's got me wondering what a vampire Salarian is like.

 

[TheDoctor455]

She's about to turn me to find out.

 

[AwesomeExpress]

He's trying on a cheerleader outfit!

 

[TheDoctor455]

He's forcing me to put it on at gunpoint.