If you burst into the above avatars house...

[xmbts]

He's standing in a chair cursing to the heavens about timezones.

 

[TheDoctor455]

She's listening to Gorillaz.

 

[Shemming]

is dancing

 

[xmbts]

I can't stop watching...

 

[TheDoctor455]

I can't stop watching...

Quick!
Look away!
Its getting closer!

 

[Ham_authority95]

He's acting like a sexy beast

 

[mParadox]

It's all an illusion!

 

[Xpwn3ntial]

Here he is officer, the mol-
Never mind, he is simply serving tea.

 

[TheDoctor455]

Wow...
Its very windy in here, isn't it?
You sure you like it this way?

 

[AwesomeExpress]

I'd catch him pretending he was Spider-Man!

 

[TheDoctor455]

I'd catch him making non-sequitors about me.

 

[AwesomeExpress]

I'd catch him looking at a thing in a bag.

 

[TheDoctor455]

I'd catch him kissing Bender's shiny metal ass... or his glorious golden ass depending.

 

[AwesomeExpress]

I'd catch him taking pictures of his furniture.

 

[xmbts]

Hanging around in the chamber of understanding.

 

[TheDoctor455]

She's negotiating to have me let the Gorillaz record a video in my briefing room with the sun hologram.

 

[xmbts]

He's putting naughty things on the holograms.

 

[TheDoctor455]

She's giving me the idea to put naughty things on the holograms.

 

[Mr.Numbers]

I am on the naughty holograms?!

 

[SckizoBoy]

No, what I did to you is on those holograms.

I'm here to retri... destroy them.