If you burst into the above avatars house...

[TheDoctor455]

"Serving" Ciel.

 

[mParadox]

'Dancing' with the mage.

 

[TheDoctor455]

'Dancing' with the mage.

I... AM the mage.

OT:
Giving "cake" to Ciel.

 

[mParadox]

Enjoying the pics xmbts accidentally mailed to him.

 

[TheDoctor455]

What? She sent me pics of her kids... sure...they're all octopi... but they're adorable... and there are some of that time she got drunk and started playing fantasy football.

OT:
Trying to collect Ciel's soul.

 

[mParadox]

Try to make good Japanese tea.

 

[AwesomeExpress]

I'd catch him catching me in my house in his house!

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

I'd catch him planning a route to attack my house!

 

[TheDoctor455]

Masturbating to a Pokemon marathon.

 

[The Red Spy]

Preparing for the New Year.

 

[TheDoctor455]

Stabbing the Blue Spy.

 

[Vesuvius Hetlan]

Getting his car insurance online with Gieco.

 

[TheDoctor455]

Destroying Pompei.

 

[xmbts]

Framing me for owning muffin related weapons.

 

[TheDoctor455]

Futilely trying to deny owning muffin-based Weapons of Mass Confection.

 

[The Clown]

Being furiously ninjaed.

 

[TheDoctor455]

Ninja'ing me and furiously masturbating to that.

 

[The Clown]

Watching clown porn

 

[TheDoctor455]

Sending me clown porn MAKING ME WATCH IT! You KNOW I have ADD!

 

[The Clown]

*emails a four hour reel of goatze to the doctor*