if you can chose how you would die what will it be?

[MoganFreeman]

Sexual exhaustion. I want to come and go at the same time.

 

[Plauged1]

This is how it would happen to me:
The world would be invaded by aliens. I would come up with a way to awesomely kill every single one of them, most likely somehow related to lightsabers and giant robots. Then, once every one of the aliens have been defeated, the lord of the world (most likely named Bob) will give me this huge, awesome medal. I would walk up to the stage, trip, and break my neck.
...
or realistically... death by orgasm.
PS: My first post W00T!!!

Nomination for best first post ever: Done.

Anywho, I'd like to leave this world the same way I entered it: Being cut out of someone elses' stomach.

Wait, no, that's horrible.
I want to die never, but if I had to choose, I'd want to take out everyone I dislike with me.

Oh shit, I forgot about everyone I hate... Oh, I know! I take half the time to have fun and awesomeness, and the other half to make sure everyone I hate goes with me. There, perfect plan, perfect poison, and perfect AWESOMENESS! By the way great first post.

 

[SimuLord]

Massive heart attack right at the point of orgasm while banging one of my teenage daughter's barely legal friends when I'm in my fifties. Bonus points if I get the girl pregnant with the last shot.

 

[deathjezter6]

Have a massive orgy, followed by me riding off into a battle with a sword in one hand an axe in the other and leaving a trail of dead and dying enemies behind me only dying after having absorbed enough damage to kill Blackbeard, Gabriel Garcia Moreno, and Grigori Rasputin several times over. At which point i would ascend unto Valhalla and repeat the process till the end of time.

 

[Aleate]

Oh crap, i forgot the hated people too
...
*shoehorns into story*

 

[Altorin]

if I had to die, it'd be a shotgun blast to the face (and then the brain, not just up the face.. that's not a good way to go)

No time to feel anything.

 

[Aschenkatza]

Realistically, I want to freeze to death because I'm such a pansy about pain...

If I didn't care about pain, I wanna die from a Goat Attack. That would be so random.

 

[Bunnymarn]

In my sleep.

 

[a stranger]

I'll die in my sleep like my grandpa not screaming like the passengers in his car.

messed up but funny man

 

[bvaisius]

/sigh, this thread has been done before. but i guess i could always go for a futurama ref while i'm at it.

death by snu snu.

SO true First the small woman than the large woman than the beautiful woman and repeat

 

[Aqualung]

I want to die simple...
Struck by lightning
Twice

I probably will. I touched the power button on my XBox 360 once and shocked it so hard, it got RRoD (it's fine now, I just restarted it and it worked again.)

But can I please just die peacefully? Maybe while sleeping as a very old person..?

 

[Bored Tomatoe]

being mauled by a polar bear would be a pretty great way to go out

I. love. your. avatar.
I would want to go out knowing that the rest of the world is going down with me.

 

[Avatar Roku]

I want to leave the world the way I entered it. Kicking, screaming, and covered in blood.

And naked. Don't forget naked.

/sigh, this thread has been done before. but i guess i could always go for a futurama ref while i'm at it.

death by snu snu.

SO true First the small woman than the large woman than the beautiful woman and repeat

First the beautiful women! Then the large women! Then the petite women! Then the large women again!

Sorry, I had to correct the quote.
/OCD

 

[Internet Kraken]

By flying a space ship into a super nova

Nah, I know what would happen if I choose my death. I would choose to have the longest life possible then beg and plead to have it extended when death finally arrives.

 

[NiceGurl_14]

Before I state mine I'm gonna quote Foamy the Squirrel from his Fatkins Diet episode. "We're basically all deciding how were gonna die, so shut up and let me kill myself in peace"

Anyway, I would wanna die probably from jumping out of a plane too.

 

[Fenrir45]

being mauled by a polar bear would be a pretty great way to go out

I. love. your. avatar.
I would want to go out knowing that the rest of the world is going down with me.

You probably could cause a nuclear winter.

By flying a space ship into a super nova

Nah, I know what would happen if I choose my death. I would choose to have the longest life possible then beg and plead to have it extended when death finally arrives.

I'll kick death in the "balls" and run like hell

 

[Xpwn3ntial]

I want to leave the world the way I entered it. Kicking, screaming, and covered in blood.

And naked. Don't forget naked.

/sigh, this thread has been done before. but i guess i could always go for a futurama ref while i'm at it.

death by snu snu.

SO true First the small woman than the large woman than the beautiful woman and repeat

First the beautiful women! Then the large women! Then the petite women! Then the large women again!

Sorry, I had to correct the quote.
/OCD

This, being shot in the face to make it instant, or being sucked in by a black hole.

 

[Andalusa]

Well, a lot of my plans count on me not ever dying.
But if I had to I'd like to be murdered, and preferably I'd like to be important enough and the murder subtle enough to be called an assassination.