If you could ask a developer one question....

[S-Unleashed]

Capcom: WHY NO MEGAMAN LEGENDS 3, YOU MOTHERF**KERS!?!

 

[Esotera]

Dear Notch,

Are you ever going to fix any of the memory leaks & bugs in minecraft, or are you just going to keep adding superficially new things to placate your fanbase?

 

[McMullen]

Dear Ubisoft,

Why did you put beggars and crazy guys in AC1, minstrels in AC2, and beggars AND minstrels in ACB, when nearly everyone who's ever played the game has been making it quite clear that they really wish they weren't in the game?

Also, why does the sanctuary cutscene after The Truth is completed glitch every time? Why did you show such a lack of concern for basic parts of the game functioning properly?

 

[Chaos Marine]

Infinity Ward, why you fuck over PC gamers?

 

[Clive Howlitzer]

Why do I keep having to edit .ini files to change things that should be in game settings? This is an open question to anyone who develops for the PC.

 

[DioWallachia]

Dear Notch,

Are you ever going to fix any of the memory leaks & bugs in minecraft, or are you just going to keep adding superficially new things to placate your fanbase?

Because the fanbase will destroy Minecraft if he doesnt please them and make them shut the fuck up and wait patiently for the fixes that this BETA game has.

If Notch doesn't update quickly, people complain that he's getting lazy, ignoring his work, not doing his job, etc. If he does update quickly, people complain that he keeps breaking mods. And dont even start on the DDOS attack in 2010, people apparently DDoS'd the game because they wanted more content. They're lucky Notch just didn't give them the middle finger and take down multiplayer to show Why Fandom Can't Have Nice Things.

Back on topic. I will ask Crystal Dynamics: Why they rushed Legacy Of Kain: Defiance that they couldnt explain the plot holes that Legacy Of Kain: Blood Omen 2 made?? Does the new publisher Square Enix have plans to make the franchise a emo gittard with sparkles fest out of it with the new sequel for Defiance?

For the developers of Super Meat Boy: When will you make a game like The Binding of Isaac but focused on Lovecraft Mythos??

 

[mikeli4194]

You, sir, have just won over 9000 internetz

 

[Mr. Omega]

"Are you guys hiring?" would be my serious response, but for the sake of fun...

Capcom:
What the fuck happened? You used to be cool...

Obsidian:
Do you even know what "QA" means?

Bioware:
Have you ever heard of the Bioware Mad-Lib?

 

[I Have No Idea]

Obsidian:
Do you even know what "QA" means?

It seems to not even be in their vocabulary.

You, sir, have just won over 9000 internetz

I'll assume you're talking about me, so I humbly accept my 9000 internetz.

Infinity ward, what do you think of this? THIS, SENTENCE, IS, FALSE!

Haha seems like you missed the period key there, son.

 

[JourneyMan88]

What, in the videogame universe, makes trees utterly indestructible? Are they the same trees left over from Independence Day?

 

[I Have No Idea]

What, in the videogame universe, makes trees utterly indestructible? Are they the same trees left over from Independence Day?

I'll assume you're asking Rockstar that, since in GTA IV streetlights fall over if anything heavier than a kitten leans on them, yet trees can stop a car as if they're a brick wall.