If you could ask a video game character 1 question...

[Owned by 3 year olds]

...what would it be?

I would ask Gordon Freeman why he never talks.He'll write the answer on a sheet of paper.

 

[PTSpyder]

Id ask my hunter in Monster hunter why they put up with all the bullshi* they go through, why they want to hunt so badly, and how much exactly they hate me for getting them killed/injured soooo many times.

*edit*
I guess that isn't one question. So Id have to go with how much they hate me for getting them killed/injured.

 

[[Gavo]]

I'd ask the G-man to tell me who the fuck he is.

 

[chromewarriorXIII]

I'd probably ask Link why he doesn't say anything besides "HYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!", "Ha!", and ""

 

[The Admiral]

I'd ask Link why he hasn't killed Navi yet.

 

[Flap Jack452]

I'd probably ask Link why he doesn't say anything besides "HYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!", "Ha!", and ""

you forgot "SAT, SAT, SAT...KEY-EH!!!"
Personally I would ask Lara Croft how it feels to be a beacon for women in the video game industry, how she deals with all the men around her... nah, I would ask Master Chief hows he's such a badass.

 

[gmer412]

Mario: "So, how's the whole "saving the princess" thing working for ya? Whoa, put down the fire flower, man. Be cool. Be cool."

 

[Afterburn]

"Tell me, Solidus, who in the HELL are you?"

 

[Odude]

I'd ask any JRPG character if they actually took themselves seriously.

 

[Aleate]

I'd probably ask Link why he doesn't say anything besides "HYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!", "Ha!", and ""

Remember? he got kicked in the balls by Zelda
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/442158
So, mines would have to be if Sheperd from Mass Effect had ever been to Uranus
*hi-yuk yuk*

 

[Aqualung]

"So, Alan Wake. When will you be in my XBox 360?"
"[insert snoring here]"

 

[randommaster]

I'd ask a JRPG character how it feels to have people constantly renaming them and the entire party to things either nonsensical or obscene.

 

[LordOmnit]

I would ask Gordon Freeman why he never talks.He'll write the answer on a sheet of paper.

I bet he would write it out in bullet-holes on a nearby wall instead.

Personally I'd ask a Vortigaunt if s/he would teach me how to connect to the Vortessence.

 

[hopeneverdies]

I'd ask Crash Bandicoot how he feels about me laughing whenever he dies in some over the top spectacular way. Course all he'd say is woah

 

[SquirrelPants]

I would tell them to bring Gordon Freeman into the room, and then just sit there and stare at him, refusing to ask a question.

 

[djpuppylove789]

I would ask Solid Snake if he was made fun of as a kid for his name.

 

[The Shade]

]I'd ask the G-man to tell me who the fuck he is.

This.

 

[Internet Kraken]

I would ask Firaeveus Carron why he has an extreme hatred of metal boxes and those who hide in them.

 

[Archereus]

Mario: "So, how's the whole "saving the princess" thing working for ya? Whoa, put down the fire flower, man. Be cool. Be cool."

to be completely honest i think Mario is the idiot and Bowser is the genius. He is so genius he is able to steal Peach each and every time and he just loves to see how far he can make mario go for her and how many times, so far he is being very humored.
But hey....so many people to ask some thing to... Well i would ask most Resident Evil characters why they are the only ones immune the the virus each and every time.

 

[Owned by 3 year olds]

I would ask Gordon Freeman why he never talks.He'll write the answer on a sheet of paper.

I bet he would write it out in bullet-holes on a nearby wall instead.

Personally I'd ask a Vortigaunt if s/he would teach me how to connect to the Vortessence.

I bet you he would write it in my blood,seeing how he seems to kill everyone that's not a scientist.