If you could ask a video game character 1 question...

[SimuLord]

I'd ask an Imperial Guard why they couldn't just enchant their helmets with Detect Life so all those 100% Chameleon thieves and murderers couldn't consistently make them look stupid.

 

[El Taco the Rogue]

]I'd ask the G-man to tell me who the fuck he is.

Me too. Or I'd gettim to tell me next weeks lottery numbers. (He can do time right?
)

 

[Zer_]

I'd ask any of the DoA chicks if they wanna get jiggy with it.

 

[Arayis]

I'd ask Sora (Kingdom Hearts) if he's seen Riku or Kairi...

 

[Deadman Walkin]

I would ask (no specific characters, but the useless ones that follow you around) "Why are you so useless and why do I have to kill everyone/do all the work?"

 

[I III II X4]

"...Why, Kireek?"

*Brandishes halbert*

"These Ruins will be your grave."

----

Annnd that's what I'd ask him.

 

[S.H.A.R.P.]

I'd ask Revan from KoTOR if I could have his lightsaber. I always wanted one of those.

 

[Bat Vader]

I would ask Sephiroth if he would like to join me in becoming a Jenovah's witness.

 

[sms_117b]

I'd ask Seifer (FF8) "How the hell did you kill Odin!?"

 

[Skull roses]

I'd ask almea how the hell she got pregnant when well her bodys dead.

 

[Sonny B]

I'd ask Ask cloud how does he hold a huge sword with those arms!

 

[CptJackRabbit]

I would ask any lead rpg character why the hell they cant jump? Or you know, step up on ledges, or step over that rock, or go around that small space...

"Why cant you jump, asshole?!?!"

 

[MrShrike]

i would ask sonic

"what the hell happened to you?"

this, cept id ask him how he sleeps at night nowadays
(that or if he likes sonic X)

 

[rokudan]

I would ask Sonja (NG 1 and 2) how can that outfit even be practical. Of course, I would be drooling while I asked.

 

[Reaperman Wompa]

I'd go up to Master Chief and ask him probably the most important question...ever:

Me "So what do you do when you need to pee but you're still in the suit?"

I've always wondered...

 

[LGC Pominator]

I'd ask truth what comes at the completion of the great journey

 

[Flishiz]

What if it snowed in San Fransisco?

 

[Beacon]

I'd ask one of the various all-powerful beings to grant me superpowers. I can phrase it as a question.

That failing, I'd ask Harley Quinn why, why, WHY she stays with the Joker. Although I wouldn't be able to ask until Arkham Asylum launches.

Lego Batman does exist...

Hmm...If I could ask any game character any question...

(update...I thought about this for five minutes)

I'd ask Elder Lyons if I could join the Brotherhood of Steel.

=D

Was I the only one that REALLY wanted to join the Brotherhood?

 

[Falien]

To any of the countless Nazi soldiers one has to wade through in any of the countless WWII games:

"Wenn ist das Nunstruck git und Slotermeyer? Ja! ... Beiherhund das Oder die Flipperwaldt gersput!"

PS: For those who don't get the reference, more info here [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Funniest_Joke_in_the_World] and here [http://www.pion.ch/Fun/funniest.html].