If you could ask a video game character 1 question...

[Xpwn3ntial]

I'd ask Master Chief to take off his helmet.

 

[Mr0llivand3r]

Slippy Toad

What fucking sex are you?!?!

 

[ae86gamer]

I would ask Snake why he's so awesome. Then he'd probably shoot me.

 

[Armored Prayer]

Hey Kantus (GOW2), where can I get that hat?

 

[SuperFelix]

I'd ask Cloud why he's so serious about everything.

 

[Lios]

I would ask Solid Snake: "Whats that!?"

and he would answer "Just a box.."


Only people who've played the original Metal Gear Solid (not the remade one) will get that joke.

 

[FalloutJack]

Kurt Hectic, hero of both MDK games. I'd ask him, "Can I have a spare Coil Suit?", since these things are capable of withstanding...

Atmospheric pressure
Lasers
Explosions
High impacts
Radiation
Crushing force
ETC.

...while sustaining only minimal damage. Plus, it comes with a combination sniper gun and gatling gun, with a special ribbon-chute for dealing with ANY fall from great heights. Who wouldn't want such a thing?!

Also...

To any of the countless Nazi soldiers one has to wade through in any of the countless WWII games:

"Wenn ist das Nunstruck git und Slotermeyer? Ja! ... Beiherhund das Oder die Flipperwaldt gersput!"

PS: For those who don't get the reference, more info here [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Funniest_Joke_in_the_World] and here [http://www.pion.ch/Fun/funniest.html].

No no! NO! Wah ha ha ha ha ha, heh heh hah hah haaah...! *Flops over dead*

 

[hazabaza1]

Ask my guy from Fallout 3 why he didn't break down the glass with his SLEDGEHAMMER when his dad was dying.

 

[Yegargeburble]

I'd ask one of the various all-powerful beings to grant me superpowers. I can phrase it as a question.

That failing, I'd ask Harley Quinn why, why, WHY she stays with the Joker. Although I wouldn't be able to ask until Arkham Asylum launches.

Lego Batman does exist...

Hmm...If I could ask any game character any question...

(update...I thought about this for five minutes)

I'd ask Elder Lyons if I could join the Brotherhood of Steel.

=D

Was I the only one that REALLY wanted to join the Brotherhood?

I was wishing I could join the Enclave in Fallout 3...

Since I haven't beaten it yet, I would ask my Farcry 2 character if he is still trying to kill the Jackal at this point...he has saved / kidnapped me twice now, and I have no idea if I am still gunning for him...

 

[Singularly Datarific]

I'd ask a JRPG character how it feels to have people constantly renaming them and the entire party to things either nonsensical or obscene.

You Mean Fagballs and his gang of 7 Dwarfs?

 

[Beacon]

I'd ask one of the various all-powerful beings to grant me superpowers. I can phrase it as a question.

That failing, I'd ask Harley Quinn why, why, WHY she stays with the Joker. Although I wouldn't be able to ask until Arkham Asylum launches.

Lego Batman does exist...

Hmm...If I could ask any game character any question...

(update...I thought about this for five minutes)

I'd ask Elder Lyons if I could join the Brotherhood of Steel.

=D

Was I the only one that REALLY wanted to join the Brotherhood?

I was wishing I could join the Enclave in Fallout 3...


...You realize you've made a powerful enemy for the rest of your life, right? lol

 

[Yegargeburble]

I'd ask one of the various all-powerful beings to grant me superpowers. I can phrase it as a question.

That failing, I'd ask Harley Quinn why, why, WHY she stays with the Joker. Although I wouldn't be able to ask until Arkham Asylum launches.

Lego Batman does exist...

Hmm...If I could ask any game character any question...

(update...I thought about this for five minutes)

I'd ask Elder Lyons if I could join the Brotherhood of Steel.

=D

Was I the only one that REALLY wanted to join the Brotherhood?

I was wishing I could join the Enclave in Fallout 3...


...You realize you've made a powerful enemy for the rest of your life, right? lol

Yay! I have an enemy!

 

[garfoldsomeoneelse]

EDIT: Original answer was already posted. Disregard. Instead, please consider the following:



I want to ask the Japanese soldiers from COD:WAW who taught them to cook their grenades and insta-kill me.

No, wait, I think I'd ask them how they're magically able materialize next to me and one-hit bayonet-kill me without triggering a QTE.

 

[loui.emma]

I'd ask Atrus and his snooty wife why they don't sort out their own dysfunctional family problems and leave me to float happily in the void. What have they ever done for me anyway? And why don't I have any feet?

 

[xxnightlawxx]

i would have to ask link why hes still a virgin

 

[sokka14]

i would ask navi politely, "could you please be quiet?"
and if she didn't i would ram a FUCKING FORK DOWN HER THROAT!!!

 

[Sasha Janre]

I'd ask Genesis from FF7:CC if he would read Loveless to me *dreamy sigh*

I'd ask Vincent Valentine how the hell he walks in those pointy-toed boots;

I'd ask Kuja if that purple thong of his rides up;

I'd ask Klavier Gavin if he'd let me unravel his pretty hair spiral ...

I'd ask Ash from Pokemon if he's got an allergy to evolved, powerful pokemon;

I'd ask Roxas if he needed a hug;

I'd ask Captain Falcon to SHOW ME HIS MOVES;

I'd ask Ike that if he really does fight for his friends, why is it that I'd get no sympathy from him, and why it it is I should prepare myself; and

I'd ask Mario how he could do all those jumps and still be fat.

 

[Sasha Janre]

I'd ask Seifer (FF8) "How the hell did you kill Odin!?"

DAMN I forgot about that!

Srsly. What the hell.

 

[rawlsku]

I'd ask pretty much any wow character about what they do when the player is logged off... And the weekly downtime...

 

[WittyName]

I would ask Solid Snake if he was made fun of as a kid for his name.

This lol