If you could ask Mario anything?

[AmPedHer0]

Why haven't you and Bowser settled your differences because one minute you beating the shit out of each other for a blond dumba#$ and then the next your playing golf, either this is the most pointless war or most lose ended war ever fought in the history of the universe!?!?!?!?!?!?!

 

[Savagezion]

1)When are you gonna quit calling yourself a plumber and just accept your profession as a bodyguard? Think about it you always have to save the princess and you get paid during your rescues in the form of coins. Not 1 single game have you been a plumber. You have been a racecar driver, an athlete, and more. Hell, at one point you were in the medical profession as a doctor. Why do you insist on being called a plumber?

2) Doesn't Luigi irritate the shit out of you? Admit it.

 

[Psycho Cat Industries]

Is cake really worth all that trouble?

 

[WorldCritic]

What exactly is your relationship with Bowser? Originally I believed that you two hated each other, but since then you have gone go-carting, played tennis, soccer, baseball, and even teamed up to save the world a few times.

 

[teutonicman]

How did you feel the first time you crushed another living being with your body weight?

 

[Squilookle]

Why do you never bring the sweet, proven stuff you used in previous adventures on the new one?

Also be nicer to Luigi- even game box art bullies him.

 

[xHipaboo420x]

give Luigi more credit than constant reskins you fiend

 

[GodofDisaster]

How many times do you think you've heard the words "The princess is in another castle?"

Also don't you think after letting Peach get kidnapped so many times you should improve castle security, I mean bowser is a fucking dragon and the princess is constanly captured because you guys, in the mushroom kingdom try to defend her with what. Guns, cannons, a fortress or what about a well trained army? No you use people with toadstools on their heads.

Basically what I'm saying Mario, is why bother to save her? She's just going to get caught again.

Besides there's always Daisy.

 

[SnootyEnglishman]

I'd ask him "Do you know about the bird?"

 

[ReservoirAngel]

"Why do you risk your life for a kiss on the cheek and a slice of cake?"

and my personal favourite EVER Mario-based question:

"it ever occur to you that Peach might let herself get kidnapped by Bowser cause he likes to fuck her? Do you think he's better at it than you?"

 

[jhlip]

Could you fight Superman and win?

 

[Slenn]

Mario: What did you think of your role in the Super Mario Super Show in the 1980's?

 

[FalloutJack]

{1} How're you enjoying the stint as a sprite action-hero in SMBZ?

{2} Okay, we know you can jump, but how does Luigi get higher than you?

{3} Has the Mushroom Kingdom ever taken you to court over canniballism charges for all the mushrooms you've consumed?

{4} Greenpeace ever get on your case over trouncing flowers and setting fires?

{5} Why hasn't Bowser sued you for countless offenses in property damage?

{6} Don't those blocks HURT?

{7} Will you be seen in a Megaman game moonlighting as Plungerman?

{8} So, Wario has been a constant re-occurring character, but why not showdown with the main boss of your first Gameboy game (that alien dude)?

{9} Do they have games about people in our world over at the Mushroom Kingdom?

{10} And finally, WHERE do all those gold coins come from and WHERE are you putting them all?

 

[gostlyfantom]

why dont you just give the princess a fucking gun?

 

[MaVeN1337]

"Why are you still in games anymore!?"

 

[Judgement101]

How do you jump 3 times your height?

 

[Shadu]

Why do people keep making games for you?!

 

[GamemasterAnthony]

Why are you such a player? Not only are you constantly switching between Pauline and Peach, you also had a small stint with Daisy and was kissed by dang near EVERY female protagonist in Paper Mario - The Thousand Year Door!