If you could ask Mario anything?

[The Night Shade]

Are you the waffle maker?

 

[sansamour14]

Ur Italian yet u were born in japan with no Italian relatives can u elaborate and show me a birth certificate as well?

 

[Light 086]

I noticed you are always saving Peach, are you getting laid every time after you save her?

 

[Mr. Omega]

Joke:
What did Luigi do to you that pissed you off so much that he never gets his own games?

Serious:
Considering you've fought evil aliens (Shroobs), a guy who wanted to release an ancient demon (Grodus), said ancient demon (Shadow Queen), A guy who mass produces soldiers (Smithy), An evil sorceress and a crazy... thing (Cackletta and Fawful) and two guys who wanted to destroy the entire multiverse (Count Bleck and Dimentio), how would you rank each of these fellows compared to Bowser in terms of evil?

serious-but--kinda-joking:
Why is it ALWAYS stars?

Joking-but-kinda-serious:
How are Wario and Waluigi related to each other? And how are they related to you?

 

[DustyDrB]

"Hey! You're Mario!"
...
"Um. I don't know how to ask...well...can I stretch your face around for a bit?"

 

[Anarchemitis]

How high are you right now?

Hey you, get offa my cloud.

 

[robodukky]

Can I wear your hat? Also, for that matter, can I wear your cape from Super Mario World?

 

[RoseCoveredCadaver]

Have you ever thought of just being a furry and going to a fur-con?

 

[Plucky]

"Why do you keep going after Peach? She isn't even that hot."

Let me ask you this, is there anyone ELSE in the kingdom even remotely attractive? Cause I'm pretty sure Mario doesn't go for the mushroom-girls.

I'd ask him the secret to jumping. I mean, he's a chubby dude, I need to know how he defies gravity!

Inside the kingdom, probally not..guess Daisy might bea bit fiery, theres always Jolene too..shes a mushroom, but she stays hot even whilst wearing glasses and a suit!

Technicalities about the realm aside: if it emcompased the Mario Universe in general, Rosalina and Nastasia...wonder how the Paper Mario series characters would be if they had more detail and wasn't thin. :O

 

[vadagar1]

why do you hate turtles

 

[default]

Mario, what is your bone structure made of that it never breaks, even if you are flung from an incredibly large height, and is so malleable it shifts and forms with various pressure without any damage caused to it? (i.e, getting squished)

We have to make this stuff into body-armour!!

 

[Wintermoot]

why is the security of the castle so bad?
what do you do between games?
is it true that Princess Daisy owns her own kingdom and that the mushroom kingdom is planning to take over the world?
sooo how did you end up in the mushroom kingdom?

 

[Wintermoot]

{6} Don't those blocks HURT?

if you look closely he punches them instead of headbutting them

 

[Wintermoot]

What IS your last name...somehow I just don't believe the movie that it's "Mario".

I,m pretty sure its Mario, becuase its the MARIO brothers (IE the brothers from the Mario family)

 

[Shockolate]

"How's the sex?"

 

[Bloodysoldier]

'what the hell happened to your rival DK?'

 

[D Moness]

Why not get another less high maintenance gf.

I mean the first gets kidnapped by an ape , another gets kidnapped by a toad/frog like creature and Peach gets kidnapped by a lame lizard every time.

Hope the sex is great, else get a girl that fights back(Samus Aran is still single i hear).

 

[Lyri]

If you're not a plumber, what do you do?