If you could be a god what type would you be

[octafish]

I am the god of Hellfire, and I bring you...

 

[Dexiro]

Well I'd be consistent for a start. No bullshit like; "Love and forgive everyone... except for these people", or changing personalities half way through the book.

I think I'd be a pretty chilled out God, just generally be nice to nice people without prejudice. I wouldn't do anything big because I wouldn't want everyone worshipping me creepily, I'd probably just sneak in a few small surprises occasionally to make people happy.

 

[.No.]

I would probably be a bit nice god. Not really into smiting, but not all sunshine and rainbows.
Or I might be like that guy from the Know Your Onion video by The Shins.

 

[Cheesepower5]

I would be Odin, GOD OF WAR AND WISDOM. KEEPER OF THE RUNES. TOTALLY ROCKIN' THAT EYE-PATCH.

 

[Illesdan]

I'd be the God of Thunder... and Rock'n'Roll.

I saw what you did there. Win for the Kiss reference.

On topic, I would be called Divine Retribution. I would strike down the stupid with the inability to breed any further.

 

[Silent Biohazard Solid]

I'd be a benevolent, but decadent god. I'd sleep with mortal women as I please. That's about it, I don't really care what kind of awesome god powers I'd get. Lightning bolts and stuff.

 

[Paksenarrion]

Lightning, and by extension of that, thunder, and by extension of that, sound, and extension of that, air. So lightning and air. See how I made that a logical duo of powers? It's because I'm awesome. I guess that kinda makes me a god of logic. So I'm a god of logic, lightning and air. That's pretty awesome.

"I'm a god of lightning!"

"How about thunder? Lightning and thunder are pretty much related."

"Alright, I'm the god of lightning and thunder!"

"How about sound? Thunder is the sound of air rushing in to fill a vacuum, right? You should also be the god of sound."

"...fine. I'm the god of lightning, and thunder and sound-"

"Don't forget air. You might as well include that, too."

NO ONE EXPECTS THE GOD OF SPANISH INQUISITION!

 

[noxymoron19]

I would be Eric Clapton. Play Cocaine and Layla all day long

 

[kuyo]

I'd outsource my power requests to Deadpool. I munna shoot lasers out of my tits!

 

[Alon Shechter]

You know those gigantic light beams we have in Sci Fi movies? Those huge laser beams that hit the earth?
Well...
I'm gonna play with my little ant minions!

 

[spectrenihlus]

God of everything but hedgehogs.

 

[vongola_mist_daemon]

I already am.
I am such an awesome god that all other "gods" tremble in my wake and do whatever I tell them.

lol no you have to be more creative about your God.

I don't have to be creative, because I am god.

But there is limits to your god lol

 

[vongola_mist_daemon]

What kind of God would I be?

This kind of course.

Spoiler

Well I won't look like that, but I will have her power.

I can change, destroy and reshape reality just by thinking it. Meaning I can make it so the people above me, are no longer Gods.

Best of all unlike Haruhi (Name of the girl in the picture.) I'm aware that I have this power.

There has to be limits
Do I win?

 

[HT_Black]

I'm a creator, not a destroyer; I don't need anything besides a blank canvas, here played by the entire universe.

 

[vongola_mist_daemon]

fire,earth,wind,water and heart makes captain planet

 

[Ddgafd]

I'd be the God of Internet. Shittiest job ever, but it pays the God-bills.

 

[Popadoo]

I shall be the God of Annoyance.
I shall Troll the universe, irritating teenagers on Black Ops.
And when the day is at an end... I SHALL MAKE IT RAIN, SO YOU CANNOT SLEEP VERY WELL!!

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