A DECENT POLITICIAN!
hurr durr hurr.
No, i'd probably be some sort of- uh,
I would be a talking HOOVER!
wait, that's NOT a supernatural creature.
Ehhh... probably a vampire then, with all these thick teen girls around thinking i'm some sort of glitter-boy hero, it should be easy!
hurr durr hurr.
No, i'd probably be some sort of- uh,
I would be a talking HOOVER!

wait, that's NOT a supernatural creature.
Ehhh... probably a vampire then, with all these thick teen girls around thinking i'm some sort of glitter-boy hero, it should be easy!