If you could be any fictional character, who would it be?

[Queen Michael]

One word: Batman.

 

[thenewprince]

Revolver...(Spins Gun)... Ocelot

 

[Nupu]

Ezio Auditore Da Firenze. Who wouldn't want to run around in medieval Italy and stab peopel.

 

[thenewprince]

Richard from Looking For Group. Undead, amazing power (Given the others around him) and completely evil in a funny way.
Either that or any of the Chaos Gods, particularly Tzeentch when (if) he reclaims his crystal staff.

That....was amazing...

 

[spartan231490]

It would definitely be Richard Cypher from the "Sword of Truth" series. The Temple of The Winds and the magic of Orden at my disposal. Absolute Ruler of the entire world. Magical abilities that make the most learned wizard in the world look like a child. An amazing sword of absolute frigging awesomeness. An incredibly beautiful, powerful, and intelligent wife. Honestly, why would I choose anyone else?

 

[EHKOS]

Max Payne without the sad stuff. Or Batman without being a jerk. A noire fedora wearing wisecracker with the rain dripping off my brim, sliding down my trenchcoat as I wander the crime-ridden streets narrorating about a case I had to no one in particular.

 

[Cave_Johnson]

I think it's easier just to be myself...

 

[Superior Mind]

For some reason my first thought was Alan Shore, (Boston Legal/The Practice.) I guess I value the super power of being able to talk around any opponent. I'd take that and accept the incredible sleaziness, word salad and possible sex offender vibe that goes with it.

Plus I'd be rich.

 

[pliusmannn]

Gordon Freeman, I want to know more physics and master the ability to fix world using only a crowbar

 

[Dirzzit]

Drizzt do'Urden from R.A.Salvitore's forgotten realms book series

Drizzt was actually the frst character I thought of due to being a total badass, but then I started thinking about how depressing his life has been and how hard of a life he lives day to day. And that is why I went with my second choice Jubei, who is still a badass but also has a much more care-free life and hot ninja women too!

<------------Well then.

 

[Dango]

The only option is Bang Shishigami:

Spoiler: Bang

BANG! BANG BANG BAAAAAANG!

Toh!

 

[darthotaku]

Great Cthulhu of course. just as soon as I woke up I'd fly to Japan. (you should all know why)

 

[Ganthrinor]

Spoiler: Heresy Era Emperor

Says it all really.

Spoiler: Let me go ahead and fix that for you

OT: Shoggoth. Because they're cute and cuddly.

Spoiler: Proof

Or maybe Archer from Fate/Stay Night. Just 'cause.

 

[eternal-chaplain]

Either Mad Max or The Doctor. =^_^=

 

[ssgt splatter]

A fictional character...hmm.
Albert Wesker
Starkiller
General RAAM
Skorge
General Sorrano(i think that's how you spell that fuck-tard's name)

 

[klaynexas3]

could i get a mix of Hellboy, Gordan Freeman, my dwarf paladin, undead death knight, undead worlock on my WoW account, a sprinkle of Tyler Durden, Asakura Hao and Yoh?

that would be me.

if everyone can say they know all of those guys, except my WoW characters, i will love you. if you know my WoW characters, then i will make love to you.
if you know all of these combined, i will make love to you on Osama's dead body

 

[Agayek]

OT: Shoggoth. Because they're cute and cuddly.

Spoiler: Proof

Or maybe Archer from Fate/Stay Night. Just 'cause.

Spoiler: I think you mean this as picture proof

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Saya_no_Uta - Source for that image, so it makes sense.

 

[Kevlar Eater]

The Man Your Man Could Smell Like. So awesome.

 

[thylasos]

Promethea?