If you could be anyone from the escapist for a day who would you be?

[joshuaayt]

Yahtzee. I don't care HOW hard he may have had to work to get his job, he is still the luckiest guy I know. Spend all your time playing occasionally good games, running the Mana Bar and writing a book? I literally cannot think of a way I'd rather spend my life. Bit hectic, I suppose, with all of the "Finish this in a week" deadline stuff, but enjoyable nonetheless.
On top of that, well, I'd be fricking YAHTZEE.

 

[neilsaccount]

Whoever runs the servers for the site.

So I can turn them off and on over and over again just to fuck with people.

your profile pic is dancing to my music quite nicely, and also i'd like to be an imp from zero punctuation, gotta love them pointy ears

 

[Mr.Valdor]

I'd be Yahtzee definitely.
Play games, run Manabar, do ZP, make games that would be great.
(In no way am i saying this would be easy I'm just saying it'd be fun to do for a day or two.)

 

[Sassafrass]

Whoever runs the servers for the site.

So I can turn them off and on over and over again just to fuck with people.

your profile pic is dancing to my music quite nicely, and also i'd like to be an imp from zero punctuation, gotta love them pointy ears[/quote

It has been proven that Irridiums avy dances well with 90% of all music.

OT: Anyway, can't say anyone on my friends list without being seen as some sorta freaky stalker so I'm gonna say Kuliani, just to see what it is like to be Community Manager.

 

[The Lawn]

I'd be Russ Pitts, and I'd sell The Escapist, bank the cash, and then... I don't know...

Buy things.

Edit: I'd buy Matt and have him say funny things on demand.

 

[Lady Ravenloft]

Yahtzee-hands down. Playing sub par as well as good games, making snarky comments and getting paid?! Sign me up

 

[Incredible Bullshitting Man]

I would take control of Incredible Bullshitting Man. I would try to know his secret so he would finally lose a link duel. (It's always somekind of draw...).

Yeah? Well, I would be Random Argument Man and fail miserably to learn IBM´s secrets. Hah! Put that in your pipe and smoke it.

 

[Vampire cat]

I'd be Yatzee for THIS ONE REASON!;

I really want to feel what it's like to wear his hat... I NEED to wear that hat! That said, I don't think I'd ever give up my womanhood for a disgusting male body (burn meeeee!) =D

 

[Random Argument Man]

I would take control of Incredible Bullshitting Man. I would try to know his secret so he would finally lose a link duel. (It's always somekind of draw...).

Yeah? Well, I would be Random Argument Man and fail miserably to learn IBM´s secrets. Hah! Put that in your pipe and smoke it.

It makes me so depressed now...

Emo RAM: IBM will never understand my suffering that I feel inside. The torture of having drawback in cultural differences. The pain of not having a higher cultural knowledge than him. The suffering of not getting away with it... God I hate myself...Damn you IBM! I shall get you back...somehow...

 

[Dr.Susse]

Matt of course (Commence awesome feeling). But then he can't be him and I would be depraving the world. *Brain hurting, heart stopping*

 

[Onyx Oblivion]

John Funk.

Why? WHY? You even have to ask?!

BECAUSE HE'S FUCKING AWESOME!

 

[Ultress]

Susen Ardent, So I could be sexy and powerful.

 

[Mechsoap]

i would be yatzhee

 

[Julianking93]

I'd love to be that Julian kid.

He's soooo super smart and sexy!

 

[Shockolate]

I wish I could be an Admin. Then I would suspend anyone who posts anywhere for the lulz.

 

[Katherine Kerensky]

I'd be... myself.
Because I wouldn't want to be anyone else from the Escapist.
You all have your own lives, with the ups and downs that come with them.
I like what I have. I have a nice, caring family, and pretty much all I need to be happy.
I will kill anyone who says they'd be me. I stole acquired this shell fair and square. It is mine.
So I couldn't be anyone but myself.

 

[OceanRunner]

Also what would you do for that day?

I would be Graham Stark, as I like his sense of humor. For my day I would just live his normal day for two reasons.
1. His life must be awesome compared to mine
2. I am far to lazy to grow a beard and while I would be temped to rob a bank I might settle just for shaving off his beard and puttung it on my face.

What do my fellow escapists think?

-2fish

I'd want to be him too, to get on ENN and Unskipable, which are two of my favourite video sections.

 

[Incredible Bullshitting Man]

*RAM crying*

*BGM playing*

Don´t feel bad, man. You can´t always be the winner. Maybe after a million years, when you have had enough training, you might eventually put up a decent fight. Until then, just remember that besting me in any kind of competition is like winning a beauty contest against Steve Buscemi [/blatantly stolen joke].