If you could be superhero
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Yeah, but... doesn't he technically bang his sister?vdeity said:If I were a superhuman, the story of my life would be exactly that of 'Hancock', minus the gay second half of the movie.
I'd like to fly around drunk and pretend to give a damn about what people think, while wrecking trains and buildings.
I'd probably end up going darkside with my powers of unparalleled macro and micro level telekinesis to be honest.
I wouldn't have a name, the general public would be too afraid to name me.
I wouldn't have a name, the general public would be too afraid to name me.
If I could be a super hero I would be a super villain. My name would be Legion and my psychic powers would allow me to network anything that could think to use them on even greater levels.
And when I say psychic I mean psychic as in; any and every power that has ever fallen under the PSYCHIC heading.
And when I say psychic I mean psychic as in; any and every power that has ever fallen under the PSYCHIC heading.
I wouldn't have a superhero name, because I'd be unable to come up with one that wasn't silly. My powers would be superhuman resilience and the ability to make water boil. It would be useful for making tea and killing people and animals in an incredibly painful manner.
You can call me "Cold Night".
As for my powers, it's shadow and ice manipulation (I can tavel in the shadow and use it to warp around the bad guys and also freeze everything in my surrounding or as ice blast).
Oh my costume would be like the Marvel superhero "Moon Knight" but with shadow and ice theme.
As for my powers, it's shadow and ice manipulation (I can tavel in the shadow and use it to warp around the bad guys and also freeze everything in my surrounding or as ice blast).
Oh my costume would be like the Marvel superhero "Moon Knight" but with shadow and ice theme.
Ever see No Ordinary Family? I want J.J.'s power. If I had a super processor for a brain, life would be set for me. Don't know how I'd fight crime with it though. I guess I could be Batman combined with The Doctor.
I already am a super hero. I don the duct tape battle armor and the the streets to fight injustice every night, using a combination of Jedi force powers and the plethora of tools, supplies and duct tape that I keep in my purse at any given time.
EDIT: Super hero name? I don't know, I guess I'll just stick with Allison...
EDIT: Super hero name? I don't know, I guess I'll just stick with Allison...
The kind of super-hero I would be is the kind that has "end all the worlds problems" ray-vision.
Hey, I never said that I wasn't lazy...
Hey, I never said that I wasn't lazy...
Invincibility. That counts I hope. And I cannot think of a good name. But, since I'm invincible I wouldn't need a fancy costume.
My name would be Mythos, I guess...
Power would be either Manipulation of Boundaries... or Paper Manipulation... Can't decide...
But rather than a superhero, I'r rather be an anti-hero... Sure I'd help people, but I still want to cause havok...
Power would be either Manipulation of Boundaries... or Paper Manipulation... Can't decide...
But rather than a superhero, I'r rather be an anti-hero... Sure I'd help people, but I still want to cause havok...
Just the title of this thread made me laugh.
My husband always says that if he could be a superhero, he would be "Brownstain"- the hero with the ability to put any amount of shit anywhere. He's convinced that this would make him unbeatable.
ie.
"Oh, so you like to heal yourself, do you Wolverine?"
*fills Wolverine's lungs with shit*
Whenever anyone asks this question, I can't even think of anything for myself. I think he may have actually won the whole question.
My husband always says that if he could be a superhero, he would be "Brownstain"- the hero with the ability to put any amount of shit anywhere. He's convinced that this would make him unbeatable.
ie.
"Oh, so you like to heal yourself, do you Wolverine?"
*fills Wolverine's lungs with shit*
Whenever anyone asks this question, I can't even think of anything for myself. I think he may have actually won the whole question.
I would love to have the ability to walk through objects, no one could ever lay a finger on you think how usefull that would be in a fight. Can trap people in brick walls too, and no one would ever get in your way again.
But something that would be really cool, the ability to copy anything you see on TV perfectly. You could become a kung fu master, learn to play the quitar like the best, become apt at parkor and the like.
They had it in one of the early series of Heroes, except the girl who had the power used it to fucking learn how to skip... I mean really? Why not watch District 13 or Enter the Dragon, no? Fine then skipping...
But something that would be really cool, the ability to copy anything you see on TV perfectly. You could become a kung fu master, learn to play the quitar like the best, become apt at parkor and the like.
They had it in one of the early series of Heroes, except the girl who had the power used it to fucking learn how to skip... I mean really? Why not watch District 13 or Enter the Dragon, no? Fine then skipping...