Blindswordmaster said:
PurpleLemur said:
Blindswordmaster said:
You don't like ordering pizza? And what'll happen if a pipe bursts in your house? You'll end up making love to a man. Is that what you want?!
You have no imagination. Pizza chick spills blue cheese dressing on herself and I eat out the hot Asian plumber girl while she's under my sink. After I fix her plumbing, she fixes mine. Bow chicka bow bow. Besides, what man can't fix a broken pipe?
I have imagination! It's a curse, I tells ya. Pizza guys, plumbers, any person that goes to your house in an emergancy or fast food delivery'll be a male porn star. If you go to a doctor you'll end up having sex with a woman, sure, but then you'll probably die of that terminal illness that was the real reason you went. The terminal illness you caught off your boss, who's female.
Can't say I didn't warn ya.