so i could be there to stop the retard that beat him to death with a golfclub.whiteblood said:Andrew Ryan.
Until he gets confused and has a Eastern European immigrant whack you because he thinks you're trying to get an erection.Biek said:Brucie Kibbutz from GTA IV would make a great workout buddy. After the gym we'd go clubbin' in town in one of his sports cars and "put bitches to the sword". We'd also take trips in his powerboat and helicopter with some girls.
But he does thing that farting is a sure fire way to establish mating potential. Also he is at best schizophrenic. All fun and games one second and the next he gets bored and wipes out your entire city, starting with whomever is closest.mitaka7730 said:I'd befriend the Hero from Fable.2 reasons-he has like a gazilion swords,and he DOESN'T SAY A F***IN WORD!
Seeing how he never put the moves on Alex mabe he is ?effilctar said:I would make it my personal mission to make Gordon Freeman speak by constantly saying "If you don't say anything in response to this statement then you're gay".
That would probably have shooting zombies or other mutants with him every time umbrella pops up again...nicolexlikesxsheep said:Chris Redfield.