If you could change something about your countries history

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rednose1

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I would change the founding of the U.S.A. to where it was done by ninjas who wanted open space to practice their badass ninja-ing.Who wouldn't want ninjas running around in their countries history?
 

Andy Shandy

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miketehmage said:
Yes, I'd like to stop the formation of Celtic and Rangers football clubs.

GOODBYE POINTLESS SECTARIAN VIOLENCE OVER FOOTBALL!

Yes, football, you know, kicking a ball around a field? Yeah, well, it spawns all sorts of vile scum up here, best just to rid ourselves of it.
I'll agree with this. Although we may get peace from it for a few years at least.
 

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Irreducible Sohn said:
Winthrop stole what I was going to say.

As an American, I'll say entering WW1. That way the German empire would have likely won thus being no Versallis treaty.
If Brest-Litovsk is anything to go by, a German imposed peace treaty would probably have been worse.

If I could only choose one thing, then yeah, I would have to illegalise slavery way before it was actually illegalised.
 

Mr. Omega

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American here. I'll try and pick something a little more topical to A: avoid the obvious choices like the Red Scare, and B: saying "I'll pick something recent" makes making a choice much easier..

Can stopping something count? 9/11, and as a result, all the things America did as a result of it. I imagine the 00's would have been a much more productive decade if it wasn't for that.
 

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Somehow get over-populated countries to immigrate to Canada. Because there's just so much damn space up here! And I can't stand seeing such small countries get far too many people to handle...
 

Da Orky Man

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Axolotl said:
Another Brit here and to go against the grain I wouldn't prevent a massacre or war. In fact I'd start a war. I'd never ally with Stalin, force him to fight the Nazis alone, actually even tone down the bombing campaign if it looked like the Soviets were winning. Then bomb whichever side won into submission.

Now this would massively increase the casulties of the war but it would prevent the cold war whcih I think would us all alot of trouble overall.
You know that Stalin actually signed a peace treaty with Hitler, right? And that, at one point, is was only Britain fighting with no allies?The Soviets hadn't been attacked yet, neither had America, and France had fallen.

Anyway, I'm really not sure what I'd change. I firmly believe the British Empire was a rather positive thing, as it spearheaded the Industrial Revolution, as well as essentially making Democracy popular.
 

BENZOOKA

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Not losing Karelia (Karjala) to Russia.

Somehow making it so that Swedish wouldn't be the other official language.
 

TheVioletBandit

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If I could change one thing in American history it would be that all people regardless of race, gender, or class were treated equally and fairly from the very beginning. Think about all that that would change.
 

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Da Orky Man said:
Axolotl said:
Another Brit here and to go against the grain I wouldn't prevent a massacre or war. In fact I'd start a war. I'd never ally with Stalin, force him to fight the Nazis alone, actually even tone down the bombing campaign if it looked like the Soviets were winning. Then bomb whichever side won into submission.

Now this would massively increase the casulties of the war but it would prevent the cold war whcih I think would us all alot of trouble overall.
You know that Stalin actually signed a peace treaty with Hitler, right? And that, at one point, is was only Britain fighting with no allies?The Soviets hadn't been attacked yet, neither had America, and France had fallen.

Anyway, I'm really not sure what I'd change. I firmly believe the British Empire was a rather positive thing, as it spearheaded the Industrial Revolution, as well as essentially making Democracy popular.
Of course I know that, what I'm saying is that when Hitler broke his alliance with Stalin and invaded Russia we shouldn't have done anything to help them. It's not like the Soviets had any choice about fighting the Nazis and as long as they were stuck in the Eastern Front the Nazis weren't in a position to attack the UK directly. If we'd driven up the casulties then we'd have been in a better position to remove the Soviets from power after the war.
 

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Canadian here, I would prevent the residential schools from ever existing. Some really horrible shit went down there.
 

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it's not history yet but i'd try to get rid of the westboro baptist church somehow.
 

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rednose1 said:
I would change the founding of the U.S.A. to where it was done by ninjas who wanted open space to practice their badass ninja-ing.Who wouldn't want ninjas running around in their countries history?
Um, anyone that knows the difference between actual ninjas and the fantasy versions of them found in the media?

OT: One way or another, prevent Cristoforo Colombo's largely falsified report back to Europe about the Americas. They would have found it anyways, sooner rather than later, but it was good old Christopher's grand tales of gold and other riches ripe for the taking that initially sent Europeans there in droves.

The expansion into the "new world" came too soon for western culture, it and the imperialism that followed set cultural progress back by at least a century.
 

Zeckt

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Canada : I would make us alot more independent from the US, instead of just mindlessly agreeing to every single they want to do.
 

JEBWrench

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Stopped the internment of Japanese-Canadians during WWII

But for a bit more levity - Not scrapped the Avro Arrow.
 

OmniscientOstrich

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Have the Puritans killed before they can leave for Plymouth Rock and establish that awful country on the other side of the atlantic we know today as America. So many lives would be saved from ruination in the process. :3

[sub]Do I really need to say I'm only kidding around here? I think it's best I do. Anyway, I'd say there's no use crying over spilt milk, shit happens and shit will continue to happen, a lot of it bad, but hey you've gotta roll with the punches.[/sub]