If You Could Change Your Name

[dietpeachsnapple]

I would change my name (Kenny) to Kaiser. Why? Because every fucking time I move to a new place, they do the same old joke. "Who killed Kenny?" WHO FUCKING CARES!

You could tell people that your name is 'Ken.'

 

[jakkuss]

..but if I ever did, I would become "Wisdom, of Wisdom and the Wisdom Creations" because my wisdom comes from humility.

 

[Daedalus1942]

Obviously inspired by "Changing Names" thread. This is what I thought that thread would be about.

Basically, if you could change your name to anything (your real name) what would it be?

Personally, I'd keep everything the same but my first name. Make my current first name my middle name and change my first name to something interesting. Something no one else has. For some reason, I think Light would make a great first name despite the origin...

I would change my name to Steven Allouicious Grumblecake.

 

[Knife-28]

I'd change my middle name to Dante

 

[hotdogoctopus]

I dunno if it's been said, but I saw it on a hair dryer. Max Power.

Or, anything ending with 'McFucklestein'

 

[siffty]

since my last name is fox i would have to go MOZILLA FIRE FOX

 

[Revolutionary]

L.T Smash

 

[Andsre]

I'd add about 20 letters to my current name and force people to pronounce it like always.

 

[fuckwit]

Names mean too much in Iceland to just change them. All names mean something and to change that would be changing your inner self. If I were to change my name, which I won't, I would add the name Virgil.

 

[Streaky Haddock]

Mine would be Dixon Cox.

(;3)

 

[Nazz3]

Solid Snake

 

[nativebelle]

John Smith

 

[Katherine Kerensky]

I'd at least change my first name to my chosen name of Rufus.
I'd take more consideration with changing my last name.

 

[Lemon Of Life]

I'm naming my son Tense Lightning. And doing everything in my power for him to end up a skinny little nerd. With a kickass name. That's one hell of an oxmoron baby.

 

[Jory]

I'm pretty happy with my name (same as my name on here). It's uncommon enough for me as I've never met anyone else with the same name.

It is quite a rigmarole whenever you meet someone new though

 

[Xeros]

I'd probably Change it to "Xeros" (Zee-rohs), but it wouldn't go well with my last name, and I can't think of one that goes with it.

 

[skywalkerlion]

I know a kid whose last name is Light..

Anyway, mine would be Ziggy Stardust.

(10 interwebz to the guy who gets the reference.)

Which reference - Light or Ziggy Stardust?

Ziggy Stardust.

 

[SextusMaximus]

I'd change my first name to Dmitri
And keep my last name as it is (White)

 

[Queen Michael]

I have changed my name. To Michael Katsuro. That's my new first name. Pronounced KATSuro. If I could have chosen anything, though, either Rumiko or Sakura. But you can't choose a girl's name if you're a guy here in Sweden. Maybe they'd have okayed Rumiko, but there's a month waiting period, so I wanted to be sure I'd get something for my waiting.

 

[Shycte]

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Imagine that.