If you could channge your name

[MawnLower]

Jake Dynamite!
And God.
I clearly remember playing Final Fantasy Tactics Advance(d?) and naming my character God.
I rofled every cutscene of the game.

 

[FireBlade_2049]

Either Flair, Nytro, Torque, or Crash, just to see what kind of looks I get.

 

[flare09]

I'd change my name to Moby. Not sure why, I guess it's just a break from my name.

 

[Healey]

Jack. Just Jack.

 

[Bob Saget]

Hmmm... Well, I call my friend Jake Asskicker and I really don't know why. However, I realy want my new name to be something like Jefferson Steelflex or something. That or Gordon Freeman. :]

 

[Woe Is You]

I'd change my name to something most people could spell.

Because apparently my name (despite being 4 letters) is completely impossible to be spelled correctly.

 

[latenightapplepie]

I like mine but if I could change it sans difficulty to Aaron I might.

For laughs, I would pick something like Cornelius or Ramses.

 

[Gotham Soul]

Spoiler

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[neoman10]

God Hitler... get it because they are both illegal in America *nudge nudge*

 

[Neosage]

I would change my name to Findus T. Searchbuttonicus. /dejanazi

In all seriousness, Either Marcus, Jonas, Michael, or Daniel. Then again, I already like Connor, so...

I swear like 50% of all your posts must be telling someone to use the search button. Anyway something really eccentric, but my name is Edmund which is pretty old and wierd anyway .

 

[Zallest]

Theodore Logan, EXCELLENT! -Guitar-

 

[Cheshire Cat]

I'd be Abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz Let's see anyone pronounce that :-D
Seriously though, I rather like my name so I'd keep it :-D

 

[Littaly]

I've actually met a guy named Zeus ^^

Oh and I'm happy with my name, but I would like to change my middle and surname ^^

Speaking of which? Can a guy take the girls surname when they marry?

 

[Ursus Astrorum]

I swear like 50% of all your posts must be telling someone to use the search button.

Er, this is only the fifth time I've gotten on to someone about it, and so far it's been on threads that I'd seen duplicates of not two days before (zombie escape plan, superheroes, name changes, etc.). I just tend to do it in inventive and memorable ways, as opposed to plain out yelling at them.

 

[Johnn Johnston]

Haoinsiglapidous. Because I love it when bank tellers are lost trying to pronounce names.

Well, call yourself "Xkcd". No actual way to pronounce it, it it's a brilliant webcomic.

I wouldn't change my real name. Too accustomed to it.
However, if I could change my alias on the internet so everyone knew me as "Archimedes" instead of "Anarchemitis" and forgot all recollection of my former name, that would be very convenient.

Alright then, Archie.

 

[MercenaryCanary]

If I could change my name I would change it to:
Cake Bonkers.
I don't know why.
If you need me I will have lost the paddle to the moon at 5 A.M. with the rabbit flying at me in the ocean. Good day Mr. Walrus.

 

[samsprinkle]

Mr. Bawls

 

[santaandy]

Johnny Johnson. BTW, how does one go about legally adopting a legal alias?

 

[Silver]

I can change my name. It's done by supplying a nice little form to the right government agency. It's even free the first time.

The obvious choice would of course be Silver, which I already go by, and sign my papers with (my teachers got over it). And I have thought about going there and doing it for a while now.

But when I started looking into it, now I'm not so sure any longer. I'm transsexual see, and changing your name the second time is much harder, and costlier. While Silver is nice and genderneutral, I might want a "real" name later, but then, I might not be able to due to laws and stuff.