If you could choose one animal to tame...

[SliverBlade]

Galapagos turtle that walks on its hind legs and speaks. I'd make it wear a top hat and a tuxedo.

 

[Zuka]

a human; those guys are interesting.

 

[Brad Shepard]

Im going to go with a white tiger and ride it to work and everywhere everyday, that would be badass

 

[Neonbob]

OF COURSE!

Note to self: Whale armor. Integrate signal jammers.

Thank you for your cooperation. We are looking forward to more of your suggestions toward improvement of our whale infantry. Just as our motto states: "Urrrrrrr Weeeeeeee Ouuoooooou" (trans: "Better future for Earth through dominance of Whales").

You are really trying to make me snap at you, huh?
Well, IT WON'T WORK!
I've had much more practice at this kind of thing than you can imagine!
So bring your newcoming challenges! I'll deal with them the same way I have in the past!
Secretly, and with plenty of violence.

 

[WestMountain]

CTHULU!

 

[TheRundownRabbit]

OrmaGoden, The Eternal Fire Beast

 

[SNIPERFOX ft. Harry P.Ness]

dog. i have an expeireince already. tamed my old dog back in ukraine

 

[aPod]

A Tortoise.

Whats isnt badass about a 150lb tortoise?

Chick magnet.

 

[Amethyst Wind]

I'd tame the World Serpent.

 

[iLikeHippos]

I've got to go with a hippo on this one.

I don't know if I should call you a ninja or a God...

I'm going to call you both. Ginja!

 

[Macgyvercas]

A lion, simply because lions are cool.

 

[legion431]

I would tame...CTHULHU!!!

 

[Slipped Mind]

I WANT A ROBOT LION

 

[latenightapplepie]

Lion. Hands down. Those creatures rock.

 

[CrazyGirl17]

I would tame some sort of big cat, especially a cheetah, since I adore them. ^^

 

[vehystrix]

polar bear, definately

 

[Tartarga]

A narwhal. Its the unicorn of the sea.

 

[headshotcatcher]

Penguin or platypus..

 

[linwolf]

A raven, that bird is just awesome.

 

[SHWiMM]

Hippopotamus. Fo sheezy. No explanation necessary. It's a fuckin' hippo.