If you could conquer one country, which would it be?

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Scarim Coral

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Japan so I can make Code Geass a real thing (well ok I'm not from the US since in that anime setting, Britannia hail from the US)! Now making the whole Geass into reality is a different matter.
 
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Imp Emissary said:
Colour Scientist said:
England.

Just as payback.
Have a taste of your own medicine, you fuckers. :D
I second this. England's a nice place, *SNIP*
...I'm sorry, what was that?

You do realise that the entire reason we went round taking other peoples countries is that ours is so horrible right? Well, that and to get one over on the French.

OT. Russia, for the bragging rights.
 

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Imp Emissary said:
I can tell you right now that number two on your list is already done.
You'll have to go to Australia and talk to Rupert Murdoch abut changing what they lie about. ;p

Also, why just Piers Morgan?

Oh I'd get rid of the Murdochs, I'd be running the show, mostly to convince the extreme conservatives that they have a voice, when I'm really boxing them off in the deep south.

Piers Morgan would be just the beginning, I'd make a massive move against Reality TV and most entertainment corporations (especially the film lobbies and corporate music labels). What better way to solidify my image as a noble dignitary than wiping out most of the problems of modern entertainment in one swoop?
 

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The US. I've always wanted to apply a handful of theories to the Americans. Plus, once I control the US military, who's going stop me as I eye Canada and the rest of the Americas?
 

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I'd have always thought The Vatican in your case, you never struck me as nationalistic. Besides, that would put me in an... awkward position.
I'm not, it would mostly be for the lolz.
The Vatican would be good too.
Can you imagine me in charge of The Vatican?
 

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Colour Scientist said:
Ninjamedic said:
I'd have always thought The Vatican in your case, you never struck me as nationalistic. Besides, that would put me in an... awkward position.
I'm not, it would mostly be for the lolz.
The Vatican would be good too.
Can you imagine me in charge of The Vatican?
GRANT ME DEUS VULT. CALL FOR A CRUSADE AGAINST THE WESTBORO BAPTISTS!!


GLORIOUS COLOUR-POPE!!
 

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Ninjamedic said:
Colour Scientist said:
Ninjamedic said:
I'd have always thought The Vatican in your case, you never struck me as nationalistic. Besides, that would put me in an... awkward position.
I'm not, it would mostly be for the lolz.
The Vatican would be good too.
Can you imagine me in charge of The Vatican?
GRANT ME DEUS VULT. CALL FOR A CRUSADE AGAINST THE WESTBORO BAPTISTS!!


GLORIOUS COLOUR-POPE!!
I like Colour-Pope.
If I'm Pope, can I still be Supreme Feminist Overlord?

Supreme Feminist Colour-Pope.
Or is that too much? :D

Crusade? That sounds like work, would I have to do anything?
 

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Zykon TheLich said:
Imp Emissary said:
Colour Scientist said:
England.

Just as payback.
Have a taste of your own medicine, you fuckers. :D
I second this. England's a nice place, *SNIP*
...I'm sorry, what was that?

You do realise that the entire reason we went round taking other peoples countries is that ours is so horrible right? Well, that and to get one over on the French.

OT. Russia, for the bragging rights.
Whoa! xD Why so self deprecating?

Also, I just said it was a nice place. I didn't say we all wanted to live there. ;p

Nah, but we all have our issues. No where is perfect.
SkarKrow said:
Colour Scientist said:
Imp Emissary said:
We can set SkarKrow up as the new king to help us rule!
Excuse me?
Hell no, I got there first, their arses are mine. :D
Pl0x. Fite me!

TizzytheTormentor said:
Colour Scientist said:
England.

Just as payback.
Have a taste of your own medicine, you fuckers. :D
As a fellow Irish citizen, I agree with this!

Down with the limey's!


SkarKrow said:
Pl0x. Fite me!

Mortal Kombat!

[https://imageshack.com/i/jlmortalkombatdanceparty1g]

PARTY!


 

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Absolutely 100% the US and A. They've got some cracking scenery, loads of great land and some decent roller coasters; although I don't need any of those reasons: I'd do it simply for the lulz in proving all those nutjob crackpot military fantasists (I'm looking at you, Activision, Treyarch, Digital Illusions) right.

After I've had my fun I could set about correcting your cuisine and popular culture.

[sub]Teoes
Mr. Wenus Minion[/sub]
 

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Colour Scientist said:
I like Colour-Pope.
If I'm Pope, can I still be Supreme Feminist Overlord?

Supreme Feminist Colour-Pope.
Or is that too much? :D
Sexists see you Pope-in',
They hatin'...



Wait, does that mean you could create the White Knights Templar?

Crusade? That sounds like work, would I have to do anything?
PERMIT ME TO DESTROY MY- I MEAN YOUR ENEMIES!!


Imp Emissary said:
THIS IS GOING TO BE A MATCH TO REMEMBER
SkarKrow said:
LIVE AND LET DIE
NOW STAND FOR THE NATIONAL ANTHEM.
 

Not G. Ivingname

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The rules didn't say anything about conquering nations that just happen to not exist anymore.
 

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Ninjamedic said:
Colour Scientist said:
I like Colour-Pope.
If I'm Pope, can I still be Supreme Feminist Overlord?

Supreme Feminist Colour-Pope.
Or is that too much? :D
Sexists see you Pope-in',
They hatin'...



Wait, does that mean you could create the White Knights Templar?

Crusade? That sounds like work, would I have to do anything?
PERMIT ME TO DESTROY MY- I MEAN YOUR ENEMIES!!


Imp Emissary said:
THIS IS GOING TO BE A MATCH TO REMEMBER
SkarKrow said:
LIVE AND LET DIE
NOW STAND FOR THE NATIONAL ANTHEM.
Destroy us?

Please.

For a start you'd have to get past the henchmen!
 

The White Hunter

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TizzytheTormentor said:
Snip

Your video borked my code >=[
Your melee attack is useless against my mighty rubber body! thats what you get for being a wizard rather than a pirate!

 

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Not G. Ivingname said:


The rules didn't say anything about conquering nations that just happen to not exist anymore.
Well, I presume you have a time machine too then ;-)

OT: In light of the Irish plans on this thread of conquering Britain, it's clear my back-up plan after 'Murica will be Ireland purely out of spite. You guys want to reunite with Northern Ireland, sure go ahead... as part of the United Kingdom again >:-D
 

The White Hunter

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TizzytheTormentor said:
SkarKrow said:
Your melee attack is useless against my mighty rubber body! thats what you get for being a wizard rather than a pirate!
Why you put my battle music in your post?

I see you can withstand melee, but can you withstand...
[HEADING=2]FIIIIIIIIIRE!!![/HEADING]
I didn't, the formatting put it there for some reason?

***** I can punch your fiery guts out!




Screw da rulez!